The amazing strawberry flavor passes over my tastebuds to create an orgasmic sensation, engulfing my mouth. The false pink color of the interior meshes with my own pink non-virgin tongue. The white and sweet frosting explodes over my teeth in an intense mixture of...

wait, what am I doing?

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I have one word for you, okay two...

TOMATO SOUP!!!!!!!!!

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I understand that the purpose of college is to go to class, but it fucking sucks. I'm tired of going to class when the professor expects you to either already know the material or teach yourself. Every time I plop my half-way-to-the-freshman-15 ass down on those damn chairs my brain is automatically transferred into a comatose state. Why are my ( Read more... )

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Yes, people might think I'm strange because my icon has become a musician standing in the rain with his umbrella over his cello.
But symbolically I am this musician
...or am I the cello? I know the answer, do you?

The End.
There is no more.

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