What happened the first time you got drunk?
“Oh fuck.”
“I told you! I told you it was a bad idea, Sam, but did you listen? No! And now the stupid dragon-”
“Maybe she won’t notice.”
“Maybe she won’t notice? MAYBE SHE WON’T NOTICE?! She rooms with ILLYANA! DEMON SORCERESS! GENIUS WITH OVERACTIVE MEMORY! BOTH PROTECTIVE OF THE STUPID FLYING RAT!”
“Calm down. Ah’m sure we can think of somethin’ to do...”
“Like what? YOU get us out of this, Sam. YOU are the one who thought it was a good idea to sneak into the stash Logan keeps, and YOU are the one who thought it would be funny to give the dragon scotch and then LET HIM LOSE SO HE CAN BURN DOWN HALF THE MANSION!”
“...Ah say we throw ourselves on the mercy of Magneto.”
“Hic.”
“...I say we run for Madripoor before Rahne sees what Lockheed just did to her stuffed bear.”
“Good plan.”
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