This post gets a PG rating for the language
I have this guy who works in the same department as me and he:
♂ Complains about work (which I have too, oh no, that's probably brand new info for him) EVERY FUCKING TIME we go for lunch
♂ Complains about his weight ALL THE FUCKING TIME (171cm and weighs 65kg? Oh yeah, that's obese)
♂ Shuts me up when I am starting my story and before I get to finish it
♂ Complains that we need to work so many extra days (but we get replacements, hey!) and how underpaid he is (which made me scream in my heart "YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE UNDERPAID SO SHUT UP, YOU BASTARD")
♂ Basically he's this WOE IS ME WOE IS ME WOE IS ME dude
And I've decided that these are what makes a man a whiner:
♂ Lack of a real penis
♂ Testosterone leakage from bodily excretion that might involve fluids
♂ Lack of a real pair of testicles
♂ Too much of privilege and too little of hardship
♂ Abundance of self-entitlement
♂ Lack of functioning brain cells
I'm sorry that you guys have to see me speaking in cusswords and vulgar (or very, very misandric) body nomenclature but I really, really, really, really cannot stand people whose life purpose is to impose "WOE IS ME" on other people. Call me whine-intolerant, complain-phobic, or impatiently unbearable but obsessive self-pity is my most despised attribute on anybody. I'm gonna try avoiding even having to talk to him, because at this moment, I've snapped enough at him and the final dealbreaker is only me telling him "SHUT THE FUCK UP" in point blank range.
Haha, you can skip this entry if you want to. I have gifspams coming up.
♂ Complains about work (which I have too, oh no, that's probably brand new info for him) EVERY FUCKING TIME we go for lunch
♂ Complains about his weight ALL THE FUCKING TIME (171cm and weighs 65kg? Oh yeah, that's obese)
♂ Shuts me up when I am starting my story and before I get to finish it
♂ Complains that we need to work so many extra days (but we get replacements, hey!) and how underpaid he is (which made me scream in my heart "YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE UNDERPAID SO SHUT UP, YOU BASTARD")
♂ Basically he's this WOE IS ME WOE IS ME WOE IS ME dude
And I've decided that these are what makes a man a whiner:
♂ Lack of a real penis
♂ Testosterone leakage from bodily excretion that might involve fluids
♂ Lack of a real pair of testicles
♂ Too much of privilege and too little of hardship
♂ Abundance of self-entitlement
♂ Lack of functioning brain cells
I'm sorry that you guys have to see me speaking in cusswords and vulgar (or very, very misandric) body nomenclature but I really, really, really, really cannot stand people whose life purpose is to impose "WOE IS ME" on other people. Call me whine-intolerant, complain-phobic, or impatiently unbearable but obsessive self-pity is my most despised attribute on anybody. I'm gonna try avoiding even having to talk to him, because at this moment, I've snapped enough at him and the final dealbreaker is only me telling him "SHUT THE FUCK UP" in point blank range.
Haha, you can skip this entry if you want to. I have gifspams coming up.