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[alienetiquette]

Clearly we have a few problems to be addressed here! I didn't see anyone do anything about this missing shoe situation. In fact, what I did see was nothing but endless whining from all of you! Is that all you know how to do ?! Complain?! You #%#$%#$% police force should %$#%#$%#$#%#$#$@#$@@#*^ and drag your lazy #@$@@# out there and do something

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[98over40]

Well... I don't think anyone will notice the mark on your shoe, at least.

...is that a tooth mark?

[alienetiquette]

Who the #$#$ eats shoes?! If Higuchi's that hungry, he could do some work around here for food, but even that ingrate would probably starve before eating something inedible.

[98over40]

I thought I saw something about some litle girl's dog, but... well, I wouldn't be surprised if there was something around this city that ate shoes either.

[alienetiquette]

A DOG?!! YOU LET A DOG IN HERE?!! WHO SAID YOU COULD HAVE A DOG?!! WHAT IS THIS BLATANT BREECH OF ORDERS?!!

[not_an_amateur]

I do not think shoes are our problem.

[alienetiquette]

Of course it's not! It's the incompetency and belligerence of the police force that is the problem!

[not_an_amateur]

I see.

[alienetiquette]

Don't 'I see' me! I only need one socially inept idiot around here! And that's already one too many!!

Strike? What strike?

[bright_shield]

It is under investigation but is not a priority right now. But I'm sure if someone such as you would take it under their consideration, the case would go much louder faster.

[alienetiquette]

I was intending to take control of this case, anyway, otherwise nothing will get done.

[bright_shield]

Of course. Hopefully the shoe thief hasn't yet heard that you're on the case and gone into hiding. We'll leave it in your capable hands then.