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[alienetiquette]

I have taken the liberty of observing this city's police force during my brief time here, and I must say one thing.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH ABSOLUTE FILTH IN MY LIFE!! YOU CALL YOURSELF A POLICE FORCE!! HOW MANY CRIMINALS HAVE YOU ALL CAPTURED?! USELESS! ALL OF YOU!

AND WHY DO I TASTE LIKE COFFEE?!! DID YOU SPILL SOMETHING ON ME WHILE I WAS ASLEEP

Comments

[alienetiquette]

Another brat. What do you have to say for yourself?!

[not_an_amateur]

Sergeant Sagara Sousuke, sir. A good critic must first perform the actions that he is criticizing before bringing solid criticism down upon others. So before making hasty judgments, to set a good impression, you must prove yourself. Otherwise, many others will think of you as what more vulgar soldiers would call "chicken shit".

[alienetiquette]

I don't need to prove myself to some brat. Where are the list of cases even posted? Do we have files?! What kind of pathetic lack of organization does the force rely on?!

[not_an_amateur]

I'm far from a brat, sir. I'm a specialist.

[alienetiquette]

Specialist in what?! Annoying me and getting nothing done?! Who even appointed an under-aged child ?!

[not_an_amateur]

I'm a specialist in Arm Slave operations and maintenance, improvised explosives, small arms, survival training, anti-armor combat, trap setting and camouflage. Additionally, I'm proficient in logistics, demolitions, breach and forced entry, covert intrusion, and hand to hand combat.

Judge by experience, not age.

[alienetiquette]

Then go join the army. It doesn't matter if your capable of all that crap. We don't need idiots on the force!

[not_an_amateur]

Sir, I am attempting to be reasonable. I must ask you to cease with the insults. They harm morale and are ineffective.

[alienetiquette]

The only thing harming the morale is a brat like you telling me what to do. I AM YOUR SUPERIOR!

[not_an_amateur]

Negative. You are in no way my superior.

[alienetiquette]

Of course, I am! Just wait until I take over and shape all of you up!

[not_an_amateur]

Negative.

[alienetiquette]

Are you intentionally trying to upset me!? Because if that's the case, you're among the first I'll be having fired.

[not_an_amateur]

Negative.

[alienetiquette]

STOP ANSWERING ME WITH ONE WORD ANSWERS! USE ENTIRE SENTENCES!! OR ARE YOU TOO STUPID TO COMMUNICATE LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING?!

[not_an_amateur]

Affirmative. I have been told that multiple times.