Mysteries of the universe. Interesting stuff.

[alienhead_85]

So my boss called me at home tonight not to commend me for STAYING 35 minutes late today (off the clock...no extra pay involved)....but to yell at me for LEAVING 5 minutes before we got busy. WTF? How am I supposed to know the exact times of day that customers are going to get a bug up their ass for fast food? Maybe I'm not as good of a manager

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[betenoire]

i totally love "something about Mary". Ben Stiller is so my boyfriend.

oh, and TRUST ME, Ginger Snaps II is way better than the first one. the first one is good - but the second one is fantastical. the third one, not so much, but still worth a viewing.

as IF you could kick my ass. i mean, you could try. but i'm pretty strong for my height. and even if my strength fell short - i've got an actual real gang of big scary boys who wouldn't let you. i'm a little bit serious. hah.

[alienhead_85]

Please don't send any big scary boys to hunt me down. I was onnnnnnnnnly kidding. I'm little and they would snap me like a twig. The only thing I have in my favor is that I'm quick and I could possibly outrun them. I only pick fights with people that I know I could beat up. You know...little children, drunken slobs, and people smaller than me. I'm smart like that. Although...I did get my ass kicked one time in Tae-Kwon-Do by a little kid. It was a mixed class of adults and kids and we had to "partner up" to practice our moves for an upcoming certification class. At this point I had just started going to the classes, and this 6 year old was already a freaking blackbelt. He kicked me so hard that I nearly fell backwards. I quietly punched him in the ear, and he left me alone. I don't think his mom was too happy about that. I made my point though, I think.

EAT SOMETHING

[banshe01a]

Well I like horror movies, and I liked it as well. It is unusual for a sequel to be better than the original, last one I can think of was Aliens. I suppose I will have to go out and buy the second one since Hollywood Video is going to knee-cap you the next time you have the nerve to show your face in there. I don't even want to address your Harry Potter issues, but the first step is admitting that you have a problem

Re: EAT SOMETHING

[alienhead_85]

Well, I did eat something and it didn't go so well. I don't know if Burger King breakfast is a bad idea on any given day, or if it just affected me badly due to my current case of my-stomach-is-in-a-knot-and-i-could-puke-at-any-given-moment.

I have been rather productive though, despite the nausea. I still have cleaning stuffs to do, and I haven't even gotten to the work stuff....but I intend to get back at it after this little break on the LJ.

As far as the entertaining yourself thing. It has worked the same for me. I have had numerous complaints about my wanting to be doing my own thing, wanting my own space, etc. It's very annoying. Probably one of my biggest pet peeves. I'm glad you don't take issue with it. That's just how I am. Quirky.

P.S. My "nails" are out of control. I have almost taken to biting them until they bleed. Well, I guess it's nourishment, so maybe I SHOULD eat them.

Love,
Jonah Fried Bologna

PS this was the song

[banshe01a]

"Sit on my Face" from "Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl"

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you moralize,
When I'm between your thighs;
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,
'Till we're blown away!