So the next time someone says, "You're such an asshole!", I can say, welllllllll, actually I'm only 59% asshole...so there. I'm glad that someone was able to quantify exactly how much of an asshole I am. I was kind of surprised that the percentage wasn't higher. I'll have to try harder to piss people off I guess. Hrmph. Now fuck off ( Read more... )

So, I regularly stalk peoples journals who I don't actually know...but that I know enough about to be taking an interest in their lives, and I have to say that the LJ slandering/bickering/making fun of posts drive me crazy. If there is someone in your past that you don't want in your life, stay the hell away from them and their live journal. I ( Read more... )

I scored 596,995 points on Astro Pop!!! Cool.

I got a haircut today. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ( Read more... )

The doctor said I should write a letter to my mom--not to send--but just to verbalize what my childhood was like from my point of view. I understand that this is a tool to help me see where I "picked up" certain behaviors and attitudes. I have procrastinated on this project all week, because I didn't want to 1) get upset, 2) sound like I was ( Read more... )

but I managed to keep this up long enough to post this. I took a "failproof" (according to the website) personality test and these were my results ( Read more... )

THIS IS INCREDIBLY ACCURATE (AT LEAST THE FIRST 2, I GUESS) WOW ( Read more... )

So I got the official, "You can't wear a tie to work anymore" talk today. The director of human resources came into the store on Thursday and apparently ripped my supervisor a new asshole for letting me "get away with" having worn a tie for the last 4 years. Apparently it is in the policy that "women" have to wear either 1)a broach 2)a scarf, or ( Read more... )

Once again I am amazed at the immaturity of people. I am proud to say that my devotion to my friendships don't turn on and off like a light switch. I have stuck it out through some pretty toxic friendships and known alot of people whose behavior I didn't personally agree with, but I knew deep down that for some reason I had formed a friendship ( Read more... )

So, as most of you know, I was BASICALLY offered the GM position at my store, although the upper management (I will be referring to them as the UM from this point on) is still tossing around information in their little peanut heads that may or may not prevent me from actually getting said promotion ( Read more... )