Oddly enough, the death of Mr. Joey Bishop, last surviving member of the Rat Pack, has reminded me of a game we played many years ago, following the death of Jimi Hendrix
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Rod Stewart- Complications from being a douchebag. Roger Waters- Wacking off on an electric fence. Robert Plant- Internal injuries from ladies size 6 jeans. Jimmy Page- Nodded out into burning cauldron (double double toil and trouble, plant is stupid, page is double)
Anyway- I stopped by to offer my congratulations on your 'ay-ok' wedding. I still expect curried goat prepared by your new husband..Mazel Tov!
Straight to hell seems a bit glib, doesn't it? I mean, what about 5 days on ice in Vegas? And the long flight back to England? Only Lenin, the pope, and the Weekend at Bernie's guy had more time in pre-hell limbo.
Those bastards at the Hard Rock was cold..literally. Didn;t they charge you for use of the industrial sized freezer in the kitchen because St. Stripperpole's morgue was 'overbooked'?
Thats it-- I'm moving to Alaska! Screw this US health care!
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Roger Waters- Wacking off on an electric fence.
Robert Plant- Internal injuries from ladies size 6 jeans.
Jimmy Page- Nodded out into burning cauldron (double double toil and trouble, plant is stupid, page is double)
Anyway- I stopped by to offer my congratulations on your 'ay-ok' wedding. I still expect curried goat prepared by your new husband..Mazel Tov!
http://news.aol.com/story/_a/man-weds-dog/20070716154409990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001
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Thats it-- I'm moving to Alaska! Screw this US health care!
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