So there was this one time...when I walked in on this lady in my office crying...and it was really awk.

I just witnessed my first alien encounter.

Eright, well in actuality it was just a chick with really huge sunglasses and I was coming out of the bathroom she was going in and was like RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACEEE and what can I say, it was pretty scurry.

Well, the time has come the walrus said to talk of many things...of shoes, of ships, of ceiling ( Read more... )

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So this journal is rapidly evolving into "The Chronicles of a Bored Blonde Trapped in Bureaucrat Land."

I don't want to say that I'm bored. I have said that more than enough for the past couple of days. Instead I will say that I am currently without a pressing task and I am suffering from effect of said tasklessness. Is that a word? Probably not.

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ilikeyourirony: i get provided with a uniform (no picking out clothes)  i get to wear flip flops all summer.  im getting payed 11.50 for sitting on my butt.  and i get to play with friends all day.  and an hour for lunch.  ps the pool is right outside my neighborhood.  a 10 minute walk
Aligurl101: RUB IT IN, A-HOLEEE
ilikeyourirony: why am i going to ( Read more... )

True Life: My Summer Job is worse than Root Canal

Obligatory post...readyyy, GOOO ( Read more... )

Quote of the day:

"You can get an MBA and a Law Degree and then you can have 12 kids...you'll be the smartest little stay-at-home mom ever." -Daddy

I'll take it as a compliment?

Your Ideal Relationship is Serious Dating
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Happy Fourth of July!

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