I spilled hot coffee on my left middle toe. I, Tara, am wearing open-toed shoes to work. Such a rebel, am I. Well, I'm also wearing knee-high nylons; a decision that I'm regretting now, as my left toes swim in coffee
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from may through september, my toes are exposed every day! and no nylons for me! Luckily, I've never worked anyplace that management cared of you show your toes. I never quite understood why that would be a problem.
If you have to hop over any curbs, be sure to yell, "BOING-BOUNG-BOING!" and once you get to the restaurant, be sure to smack a light pole and yell, "Da-da-da-DA-da... Da-da-da-DA-da! Da-da-da-da! and then run inside.
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I will miss your butt-calls!
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I thought it was Official Super Mario Bros. Day and I thought, "Why was I not informed???"
I'm going out to lunch with my students today, I'll make sure to note the clouds and hum the Super Mario Bros. theme under my breath.
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(akward pause)
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... what?
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