Gary Clock is still by far the best. Though Angus McMackintosh is also brilliant. I am shamed by being myself on Friday. I insist on signing you in this week so I can rectify it.
there is a strange phenomen with abnormal frontbreakfast though, where although it retains its essential funniness, one doesn't die laughing on thinking about it or saying it subsequently.
have you written a song about Kurt's Cherry Cake Kitchen on Church street yet?
You mean Kurt Keracher! No not yet. But i did watch Talk To Her last night, thought it was briliant. I love that the people from All About My Mother were sitting watching that guy sing.
What you say about the 'frontbreakfast is true though.
How about...
anonymous
February 21 2006, 17:54:40 UTC
How about surname 'Stevenage', first name 'Mister'. That could lead to some funny situations because most people would naturally assume that you were simply introducing yourself as 'Mr Stevenage'. You could probably develop a relatively deep relationship with someone before they would ask 'What's your first name, by the way', to which you would reply 'I told you about six months ago', to which they would reply 'No, you didn't, Mr Stevenage', to which you would reply 'Look for fuck's sake we've known each other for six months, you don't need to use my surname all the time', to which they would reply 'What the fuck are you on about, you haven't told me your first name yet, how the fuck else do you expect me to address you', to which you reply 'I told you, you twat, my first name is 'Mister'', to which they would reply 'Huh?'.
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have you written a song about Kurt's Cherry Cake Kitchen on Church street yet?
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What you say about the 'frontbreakfast is true though.
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*assumes bad joke pose*
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*then thinks twice, creates a new, spur of the moment pose for a whole new level of badness in joke, and promptly assumes that*
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