*Think what I would be like as an English teacher overseas* I would start their day off with 200 pushups and sit-ups and a 5 mile run before class. Then I'd make em all read World War I and II books for some spelling and comprehension practice. When it comes time for lunch, I'd take em out in the wilderness to hunt their own food, probably start off with rabbits for 3rd graders and maybe elephants by the time they hit 8th grade or so.
I would make a perfect English teacher! Wouldn’t you agree?
Ha! Indeed, an excellent one! You can teach them such usual phrases as: "I think I'm going to die," "________ passed out a few miles back," and "The elephant trampled my classmate!" All are very important if one is to survive in the English-speaking world. :-)
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*Think what I would be like as an English teacher overseas*
I would start their day off with 200 pushups and sit-ups and a 5 mile run before class. Then I'd make em all read World War I and II books for some spelling and comprehension practice.
When it comes time for lunch, I'd take em out in the wilderness to hunt their own food, probably start off with rabbits for 3rd graders and maybe elephants by the time they hit 8th grade or so.
I would make a perfect English teacher! Wouldn’t you agree?
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