Comments | aliman: I was a chick magnet.

aliman

I was a chick magnet.

Apr 26, 2005 21:24

So I'm working with my uncle today and he told me that when I was a baby he would take me to the mall to pick up girls ( Read more... )

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oddppl April 27 2005, 01:33:11 UTC

I flaunt my pizza feet in nice ole hiking sandals.

Sandal tans.

SEXIE! :)

aliman April 28 2005, 00:20:19 UTC

For some reason I pictured army boots. Nancy you can't kick ass in sandals. You need something more substantial.

oddppl April 28 2005, 00:50:31 UTC

Army boots are too hot. Of course you can kick ass in sandals. Ryu kicks ass with no shoes on and that's even less than sandals!

aliman April 29 2005, 00:42:09 UTC

hahaha good call. But can you do spinning roundhouse kicks and fly across the screen. Or uppercuts? Huh?!?! CAN YOU?!?!

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aviansnow April 27 2005, 13:25:23 UTC

I like regular old running shoes :). Lol. And the whole chick magnet is too funny.

Mind you, from a girl's perspective, that would seem like a really bad pick up line. I'd be kind of scared.

K.

aliman April 28 2005, 00:18:22 UTC

My uncles a weird guy. Somehow he managed to go home with a different girl each night for years. He's also a very bad man. :)

clayfeetflying April 27 2005, 16:48:57 UTC

men's dress shoes also come to a certain point.

3 short skits clayfeetflying April 27 2005, 16:51:52 UTC

A: why do ladies hide their ugly feet?
Nan: i don't know, andrew.
A: MY NAME IS ARION *WACK WACK WACK*

A: why do you hide your curves?
Nan: .....

A: hey, Ali's bro, i was just thinking about toes and ladies too!
Luke: right.
A: yeah.
Luke: *turns away*
A: i'm sorry, Ali.

clayfeetflying April 27 2005, 16:53:47 UTC

Girl: what a cute baby!
Uncle: balaih dechar dechlaab! HALACHEEM!

aliman April 28 2005, 00:18:56 UTC

Sweeeeeee-da