Texas size joke

[alineofidledays]

I just arrived in Houston today. Everything is bigger in Texas. The proof lies in the enormously over-sized state flag one has to drive by immediately upon leaving the inconvenient George Bush Airport. Last time I was here the best slogan I saw was, "Terrorists: Don't Mess with Texas (Remember the Alamo)." The title for most idiotic thing to say

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[thesoulless]

You should stop by Dresser and tell them to call me up. =P