Jeffrey Lynn Johnston

[alisastarr]

Ok, I think I'm calmer now. My boyfriend is gone. And I spent all night last night, gloriously alone in my living room. Because my room-mate and I had drama the day before my boyfriend showed up with drama. And so she is scared of me, and careful of me and so I basically just got to paint and work on my manuscript and eat brownie batter without

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[arletterocks]

Don't worry about the two days thing. I want to drown most guys after about two days. They're just so THERE with their groping and their stuff all over the floor and their need for reassurance and their boner for talking. They get so ... underfoot.

[pirategrrl]

I read this and snickered quietly, because I am at the library.
I have a similar fear- that I have gotten so old and curmudgeonly and set-in-my-ways that even if I was to find someone worth being my boyfriend, I would have no idea how to fit him into my established habits and life. I mean, what sort of dude would understand that Sunday is frozen pizza, red vines and DVD night? This sacred ritual must not be broken!