perhaps this is the weekend i attempt to break my makeout record.

i miss the satisfaction + complacency that comes from having bruised hipbones.

my night would be perfect if i had a bag of these tasty little guys:


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fuck september.


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i lack people skills.

however i DO have a box of popsicles, a bottle of wine and a short skirt.

everyone should want to be my friend. even dead people.

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i would like either

a. paul rudd

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stole this from some douche bag:

if you and i were alone in a room right now, what would we be doing?

i better get some creepy answers.

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