I'm not weird, weird things just hapen to me.

[alison_swift]

*sitting in room playing Soul Silver*

Phone: THIS... IS... a text message.

*pick up, peer*

Text from Mom: ive see it all sitting in hios man making out with his dog

Alison: lol how does that work- wait what?

Mom: well, the guy was in the drivers seat and the dog was in the passenger seat. The guy had his arms around the dogs neck and was kissing him.

Comments

[tnmisery]

OMG. Yeah, I'm gonna be a hater. I WILL WEAR NO RIBBON NOR RECOGNIZE ANY FLAG FOR THIS MAN AND DOG.

[alison_swift]

I texted him back saying I was sorry and I was just being ignorant. We lol'd.

[sockmonkeyhere]

*dies laughing*

I'm waiting for the After-School Special about their hybrid dog-children. Mommy, Why Do I Lick Myself?