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[alittlebrighter]

Title: 3 things you must never do to a Holmes- 1. Don’t get him dirty. 2. Don’t mess with his experiments. And 3. NEVER, EVER GIVE HIM RUM.

Author: alittlebrighter

Rating: pg-13/very light R

Summary: Clarkie and the officers of Scotland yard break the most important rule of dealing with a Holmes…

This was written as harmless funny fluff, because I’ve

Comments

[rabidsamfan]

*howl of utter glee*

Oh, this was delicious! I love it!

[alittlebrighter]

Eeee! Thankyou ^_^ cheered me up now :-D thanks for commenting :) xx

[17pansies]

This is so full of win, I adore it. Drunk!Holmes is hilarious, and Clarkie was just brilliant. An excellent giggle :)

[alittlebrighter]

Thankyou! So glad you enjoyed it :D drunk holmes is epic, I could have written him for MUCH longer, and Clarkie!!!! XD honestly, when I first saw the movie I barely even noticed him, but now HE HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE! Thanks kinkmeme :-S lol, thanks for commenting :)

[random_nexus]

*giggling madly* Too fun, just too too fun.
Well done, you!

BARELY RELATED SIDEBAR: The Rum business made me think of Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean and now I want to see Cap'n Jack Sparrow and This Holmes get into the rum and see how Watson has to deal with the both of 'em.

[alittlebrighter]

Yay! Thankyou, glad you liked ^_^

And lol, tbh that's where I got the rum idea in the first place :P and yes, that crossover would be epic XD I think they did one over at the kinkmeme, but it also included the guy from the clockwork orange and got a bit too spacey for me :-S but yes, poor Watson, those two together and drunk would be more than I could handle ;-)

It is good

[floratang]

And I think Holmes is very lovely when he drink, maybe Watson could let him drink more rum, I love this Holmes.

Re: It is good

[alittlebrighter]

Thankyou :D and yes, he's definately very lovely ^_^ I'd like a drunk holmes all to myself ;) thanks for commenting :)

[podicus]

oh oh oh *uses appropriate icon*

To comment Arjun-style: I read this, and I was like, 'lol.' (he told me and Sophie the other day: "I saw 2 grannies racing on scooters in the haymarket, and i was like, 'lol."' What a great storyteller.)

This is so good! I love this line: "Uhmm…that it makes me ridiculously randy, and that I shouldn’t drink it.” He looked up at him, his grey eyes wide with confusion. “I’m sorry but I fail to see how you put those two statements together.” - hahahaha! You are a sheer comic genius :D

Oh, and I have a thing for petnames, so Holmes calling Watson 'darling' was just ♥

Keep writing! Looking forward to your angst already :D xxx

And I'm writing a new Havemercy fic :)

[alittlebrighter]

Ooft, that icon!! I have an awesome one to show you, I'll link it to you when (if) I remember :P
And lol, thankyou :D like I say, this isn't one of my best, it was written more as a therapy to stop me weeping into my cup of tea :P so consider it a birthday prequal lol :)
And ooh I know, don't think I've written a fic yet where 'darling' or 'love' haven't snuck their way in :D
And I hope you like it :) 2 angsts, the 1st one is Holmes fic and I actually cried writing it :-S the 2nd is glee and I guess mabye a bit more bittersweet than angsty? Sorry about all the Sherlock stuff btw, I know its not really your fandom so I'll be writing you a few drabbles to make up for it :P the boys just won't get out of my head enough for me to not write them :-S

And ooh!!!! *bounces excitedly* can't wait!!!!! Lol, speak soon! xxx

[alittlebrighter]

Oh yeah and Arjun! <3 lol, he's truly the next Shakespeare :P

[podicus]

I'm only recommenting to show off my new icon. I have such a girlcrush on her it's not even funny ♥