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[alittlecredit]

Does this place always get new people in streams like a few times a month? It seems like there's some kind of equilibrium too, like, people leave and people come in. Have there ever been long stretches of population boom or a bunch more people leaving than arriving

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[alittlecredit]

Wonder what they're using us for. Because they've got to be using us for something, and I hate being used without my permission.

Yeah, they usually guess. And in my experience they usually guess ugly sweater.

[alittlecredit]

Yeah, but I also think it's possible for wacky otherworldly dickheads to kidnap people and turn them into whiny existential deathpuppets for the amusement of people paying very high cable premiums.

Clothes are only more practical when you can wear them in public, hombre.

staring.

[bangyoudead]

eating corn curls.

[alittlecredit]

wat.

[bangyoudead]

"...Are you havin' some kind of existential mental breakdown over de grocery list?"

idek, surprise bonus action!

[alittlecredit]

This is Julio. Eating cheese curls and grape soda in the living room while fiddling with more electronics which are, horrifyingly, starting to take shape. Hopefully not into Ultron, because that would be awkward.

"I just think if they're curls of corn they should be called corn curls and not cheese curls, like, let's call a spade a shovel, people."

[adamantined]

Because... they taste... of cheese?

[alittlecredit]

And babies taste like chicken, so why don't we call them chickens?

[adamantined]

Chickens taste of people, so why don't we call them people?

[alittlecredit]

WHAT IS THIS CIRCULAR LOGIC?

[anagleonema]

They have cheese on them!

I know you asked other questions but I don't know about those ones, just the junk food.

[alittlecredit]

They have cheese on them. They're made of corn.

[anagleonema]

Okay. The most important thing is they're good on sandwiches.

[alittlecredit]

Sandwiches, seriously?

[onlyfive]

Because they are delicious, mostly.

[alittlecredit]

I agree. They are delicious and made of corn.

[onlyfive]

But they taste like cheese! So if it didn't say cheese, people would get mad.

[alittlecredit]

They could call them cheese-flavored curls of corn.