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[alittlecredit]

Soooo I've noticed we've been getting a steady stream of folks from back home recently. I kind of wanted to take a head count but frankly I haven't been back to the West Coast since I was like 13 for very important and personally traumatic reasons and I have no idea what is going on over there. So I gave up

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[alittlecredit]

That would require me making a new Venn Diagram with sections for 'Jamies,' 'Skrulls,' and 'Jamies who are actually Skrulls.'

[alittlecredit]

What if I want to make the Skrulls green. Skrulls are green.

But they are also purple.

Hm.

[adamantined]

Are you saying that there are dinosaur shape-shifters who are actually evil Skrulls? Is that what I'm meant to get out of this?

[alittlecredit]

More that there are evil humanoid shape-shifter Skrulls who are disguised as dinosaurs, but that's just me picking apart your sentence structure.

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[adamantined]

Oh. Okay. Well that makes sense.

[adamantined]

So what's a Skrull, exactly? Besides evil humanoid shape-shifters.

[1inageneration]

Monsters and aliens are the only things stressing you out?

[alittlecredit]

Also the declining quality of children's programming. That too.

[1inageneration]

Children's programmers used to have standards, way back when.

[alittlecredit]

Way back when in the '90s, you mean?

Although Spongebob is good on a decent day. Patrick reminds me of a lot of people I know.

[lady_wandering]

You seem to have a very complex set of enemies, Julio. Have you considered counting your friends instead? I imagine it would be much more peaceful.

[alittlecredit]

Nope. My enemies are safer. At least they have the decency to announce when they plan to make an attempt on my life.

[lady_wandering]

As opposed to your friends...? Perhaps you need to redefine your definitions a bit.

What are these Skrulls, you're talking about? I'm not familiar with that race.

[alittlecredit]

They work well enough for me. If I tossed every friend that tried to kill me once, I'd have like...one friend. As far as I'm aware.

Green humanoid race. Imperialists. From somewhere in the Andromeda galaxy?

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[runawayskrull]

voice;

[runawayskrull]

Are you sure "the distressingly rapid rate at which humans age" should not also have some representation on your diagram?

voice;

[runawayskrull]

Perhaps there is some hope for the adult population here after all.