[voice] backdated to before xmas

[alittlegreedy]

[ZZZZZZZZZZZZT.] Ooooh, that could've smarted.

To be frank, I don't really care much about this "Christmas business". Seems kinda lame, unless you're some guy for everyone to suck up to-- then it's awesome. But for now it's just dumb.

Also: Does anyone here practice alchemy? Strange not to see that it so commonplace, even more to see it not used

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[reobserves]

Um.. Christmas isn't that bad, right..? [ he lost a lot of self confidence after that event, yup.. ] I mean, it's a time to get together with the people you care about and all..

[alittlegreedy]

That sounds even worse.

[reobserves]

W-wait, what would be so bad about that?

[alittlegreedy]

Because I don't care about that. I only want presents which I don't have right now.

[wandthief]

I do not practice alchemy, but I know of it.

[alittlegreedy]

Yeah? What do you know of it?

[wandthief]

I know the theory. It is a specialised field.

[alittlegreedy]

Yeah, it is. But nothing about immortality in there, huh?

[dubiousdoings]

Well, unless you're speaking with somebody all the way from the dark ages, most people don't 'practice' alchemy anymore. It's a predated form of chemistry, no? Hah, even those sciences couldn't help this city of ruin.

[alittlegreedy]

What are you talking about?

It's modern. See it used everyday where I'm from.

[dubiousdoings]

Is that so? For what purposes?

[alittlegreedy]

Everything from transforming metals, healing, and constructing buildings.

But then there's the fun, forbidden stuff.

[andmypipe]

Hey, boss. Don't get caught under the mistletoe, okay?

[alittlegreedy]

"Mistletoe"?

[DURR HURR DURR]

[andmypipe]

Those plants that are hanging around...

Here, let me show you. [Coming over... which takes like five seconds before he pops in.]

[alittlegreedy]

... Okay.

[waiting for five seconds!! and then sup, dorochet. 8) just chillin' in his room.]

[candyman_cant]

...Alchemy, you say? That's a rather old practice, isn't it?

[alittlegreedy]

... No?

What the hell are you talking about?

[candyman_cant]

I'm pretty sure no one practices alchemy these days. It's a dead science.

[alittlegreedy]

... So, you're basically trying to tell me that Earth doesn't have it?