mission accomplished.... well sortof.

EVERYONE HAS TO WATCH THESE!! I PROMISE YOU WONT BE DISSAPOINTED.

http://sandiego.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2216366201

so today meghan and i met a squirrel and fed it and named it.

also, theres a rumor going around school that i'm really into snorting the yay. random strangers are passing it on and some of my friends are seriously asking me if i do. wow i didnt think i was rockstar enough to have ridiculous drug rumoras spread about me but apparently i am.

i'm pretty sure i'm blond-est. not that my hair is blonde or i act blonde. i immediately feel threatened by all blonde girls.

so i took a nap in a pair of boxers and i decide to walk out of my room to go pee. so i run into my friend heather in the hall. and shes like UHHH NICE HOLE. and i'm like "what i have a hole in my boxers?" so she grabs me into the bathroom and i have a fucking like 6 inch hole along the middle of my boxers exposing pretty much my ass and my ( Read more... )

If I don't know you... don't read my old entries or try and contact me.  This is for my friends only thats why I've made my majority of entries private  for the last few months. Thats why they are on my friends list cause  I know them. I'm sorry that any of them are available for public reading but I didn't think anyone I didn't know was going to ( Read more... )

Do it!

Everybody wonders "what if" once in a while.
Just hit reply and fill it out about the person that posted this.

BE COMPLETELY HONEST... I WON'T HOLD IT AGAINST YOU

What if...

1. I died:

2. I kissed you:

3. I lived next door to you:

4. You found out I was married:

5. I stole something:

6. I was hospitalized:

7. I ran away from home:
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sooo anyway i keep having these awkward moments where people have no idea what im talking about cause i keep using bay area slang that apparently no one knows ( Read more... )

"she's gonna stay faithfull him I bet"
"I don't think she has a choice..."
evil bitch laughs

It's gonna be a hard day
It's gonna be a hard day
Don't panic, don't panic
We are hanging here