I LOVE MY PHOTO
8D

okay :)) i have a riddle for you guys. :]

A girl named Ally decided to have a tattoo.
On one bright Saturday afternoon, she emerged from the tattoo parlor with
MARTIN JOHNSON tattooed on her lower back.

A few years later, Ally becomes an adult.
Soon enough, she gets engaged to a man.
A few days before the wedding, her fiance ( Read more... )

I was sick today so i spent most of my day watching All Time Low's Buzznet videos.
i swear, i was laughing the whole time!

A list of things I learned from All Time Low:
• The Holy Grail is a Uterus.
• Men poop babies.
• Mickey Mouse is Martin Johnson in disguise.
• Jack is an Indian Superhero who screams like a girl!
• Buzz Lightyear is a Pedophile.
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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE! :D

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im such a weirdo.
i was lurking around myspace when i saw this ridiculously amusing profile for

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Happy Almost Birthday, Martin Johnson!
Yay for TVC and Jasc Animation Shop!
I stole clips from Hero/Heroine :">


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CAUTION.
Martin Johnson PICGASM.
i went through hell just to find his best shirtless photo :>

OH HI, MARTIN!


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Gisella: he used to be my fave...but then paul has a sexy lip ring.
Ally: paul's the quiet shy type i like my men the "LOOK-AT-ME-IM-A-FUCKING-SEX-GOD-AND-YOU-WANT-ME" type
Gisella: MARTIN IS A FUCKING SEX GOD AND EVERYONE WANTS HIM.

(  CLICKY. :> )

BOYS like GIRLS
i ran away just to see the concert.
was it worth it? absofreakinlutely.
i cant wait to see them again tomorrow! :>

It would be better if you were honest with me.
Because I know I haven't been there for you, and I've been a total bitch.
I took you for granted, and now im just realizing the consequences.

I really don't want to lose you.