I dedicate this house to the Griswold Family Christmas!

[alittleshiner]

"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"

Hilarious. And so is Dick in a Box. Watch that shit. I'm really just not joking. Not. Joking.

Yup. Workaholic. That'd be me.

Comments

[makeitbrighter]

Okay, you know I was kidding about last night, right? I mean, our life stories won't be like that. I wasn't trying to freak you out boyo. You WILL be James Caan completely and you'll have that moment where you choose the weird kid over your angry boss.

[alittleshiner]

I'll choose your mom over my angry boss. That's how it will always go down, you know that boyo.
I don't care if I'm James Caan, he's a bangin' hottie and was Sonny Corleone. It'd be an honor.

[makeitbrighter]

True that. In all of his 66 years of GLORY, I love him.