I voted Green, but COME ON LABOR!

I'm a little bit flatulent.

I'm slightly addicted to Fish Tycoon. Sad, yes I know.

There are two women who shop in the store that I work at and I'm certain they seek me out every time. One of them is about 3ft, has a squeeky voice and either asks for weird things or asks me to get things off of the top shelf for her and the other lady usually asks me about caffeine free coke or calamari chips EVERY WEEK and says "if you don't try ( Read more... )

I love Suz, even if she did smell of cat piss earlier.

I'm in Sydney. I have a large breadstick and two Portuguese tarts.

LJ SCATTERGORIES ( Read more... )

I really like it when people make a profit on Bargain Hunt, but I normally hate the people and want to squeeze the life out of them. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE *pop* They have a chastity belt on Antiques Roadshow and it has a hole for shitting/peeing out of...doesn't that defeat the purpose? What's to stop someone from poking ( Read more... )

Last night a truck driver on a mobile phone decided it'd be a great idea to drive STRAIGHT OUT IN FRONT OF ME while I was going around the roundabout. I honked my horn and called him a fucking idiot... actually I screamed "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!" Later on I almost got side-swiped by an arse in a 4WD. Driving to and ( Read more... )

Really, I have nothing to complain about, but that's never stopped me before. I should probably be a little more considerate of what my mother is going through, concerning MY sexuality. It must be really fucking hard for her. Imagine what people are saying behind HER back. There goes that dirty, dirty lesbians mother...you can always tell the ( Read more... )