My day started well this morning, it took me 15 minutes to figure out how to clear my windscreen enough to actually drive safely to work, I spilled half my drink bottle all over my bag, which wasn't bad because it's waterproof. WELL, it's meant to be. When I got to work I went to put my work shirt on and it was dripping wet. I spent the first half ( Read more... )

I've been trying to buy cordless phones for 3 weeks. I thought, OH HEY, I'll go to K-Mart, I get discount, HURRAY! I ended up just buying a set of extensions, which would have been great had I already bought a base phone, my fault. So they went back and I brought home an actual base and one extension, one for downstairs, one for upstairs, it was ( Read more... )

Ice cream is gonna save the day.

Last week I moved into the new house, won $500, spent too much money, worked lots, met someone, went bowling and got my other tragus pierced. Yesterday I turned 26. Today I got my hair cut and put my car in for a service. This week I only work two days. I love christ for doing whatever he did at easter to give us public holidays.

When you turn on the tap in our bathroom sink and let it run for about 3 seconds, it smells like someone has taken a dump down the plughole and it wasn't me this time.

So I was out DRINKING on Friday night, ordinarily it'd be no big deal, but I had met up with someone I'd never met before so I was a small bit nervous. She'd had bad news and needed friends/cheering up. OH MY FUCKING GOD I WAS A WANKER. She told me what the news was and it was rough, BUT I DIDN'T SAY A FUCKING WORD. What is that? I then proceeded ( Read more... )

I have a current dislike of all humans under the age of 12 (I also dislike teenagers and idiot adults, but for other reasons). It comes from shifting from night work to day work and having to deal with hearing screaming, tantrum-throwing, snotty-nosed, grabby, WANT-WANT-WANTING kids and their parents who let them do whatever the hell they like. It' ( Read more... )

I'm getting a bit sick of being single.

RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT...I've been fucking busy (but not fucking or "getting busy", which is rather disappointing). Since the end of last year my mum and myself have been looking for a house to buy. 2 weeks ago, after getting a pre-approved mortgage, we found a house that we actually liked, that was a year old and didn't need any major work... ( Read more... )

Whenever I watch heterosexual porn, I don't think about how good it'd feel being fucked by that guy, I think about how good it'd feel fucking that woman. I'm thrilled I'm not a man, but it blows my mind when I remember that it's something I will never know.