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Where'd you learn to type like that?
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[Oh man, he's learning how to roll with Eridan-language... and he's laughing at all that arrogance. It reminds him of home~.]
'Course not, Eridan! You're not dead anymore. Don't bother mentioning it. [It's morbid, bro.]
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Right, so, Rin. What the fuck is this place supposed to be?
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[Rin shrugs his shoulders.] I know what this place isn't. [Oh! Yeah, there was one little thing.] The other people here keep calling it "A-li-un-de".
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[Snarl snarl.]
So what are we supposed to do here? Conquer everythin' like it's a game? That's easy.
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These monsters are too easy. [Now, this is just a thought that's been simmering in his mind for a while...] I don't think they're trying to kill us.
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I'm pretty shore one of them just tried to sink its fangs into my jugular vessel. And isn't that what you're supposed to do in a roleplay scenario? Explore the place; get the treasure; beat the enemies?
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A week. You know, seven days. When the sun sets seven times? Seven moons? ...Damn it, when 24 hours pass and it becomes another day. Except it's seven times. [HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPLAIN A WEEK...]
...If this was a roleplay, then we'd have to do that. But this is too real to be a roleplay! And most of the people here didn't come with weapons. [Or battle experience for that matter...]
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Okay, I don't need a fuckin' soliloquy on it, Rin. When the sun sets seven times is a week for you humans. This whole difference in time is fuckin' with my head.
Haven't you ever played FLARP? You fight real monsters and you can actually die. And in an RP you sometimes have to get your own weapons. You've got to be ingenious. I'm an FLARP master, so I'm shore this'll be the easiest shit ever.
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[...Eridan is officially the coolest troll brat Rin has ever met. Except the killing part is not cool BUT ERIDAN DOES FLARP THINGS AND THAT SOUNDS COOL.] That's like the training I had back at school. Except, it wasn't a game for me. What do you fight with, Eridan?
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[You bet Eridan is the coolest troll ever!!! Except not, but he'll let you think that.] I used to have a science wand, but that was debunked. So now I've got to go back to using rifles. I tossed my old crosshairs so now I've got to see what good high-power rifles this place has got to pillage.
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[That just went riiiiiiight over Rin's head. What are those things, weapons?] Huh? ...There might be a rifle around. There are people gathering weapons somewhere in this place.
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I'm goin' to go pilfer and pillage this hospital place. Hopefully I'll find a better weapon here than the stickkind I've been findin'. This is stupid. I need a high-powered rifle. The best one ever because I'm fuckin' Eridan Ampora.
What kind abstratus do you have?
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Good luck. This place is pillaged clean. At least, I didn't find anything. [His comrade-in-getting-the-hell-out-of-the-hospital says he found a gun but Rin highly doubts that.] Hey, maybe you'll have better luck.
Ab -- what? That's a weapon, right? [CONTEXT CLUES FTW]
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The kind of weapon that you use is your kind abstratus! [More facepalming. Man, you humans are slow.]
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Oh! [Rin is one of the slowest...] I use a sword.
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