[Thor has already returned his battle-wounded brother to Until Ragnarok and has closed the door behind him, leaving his brother safely on the couch in the back room. He will return once he has things he needs, but for now he has to go and take care of business. Loki is sleeping, he's wrapped his wounds with shredded fabric after using some of the
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[Tony totally doesn't want to talk to Thor right now - or ever again - so he sends off a quick text. At least he has the excuse of being bedridden with a broken leg this time.]
good job with loki. btw can you keep bucky out of pepper's room, he keeps trying to jump on the bed with me.
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[Thor doesn't have the patience to bother working on texting back. Instead, he sends back a video. It's easier this way.]
There was nothing good about it. [A sigh.] Bucky is not my animal to control. You will have to speak to Steve. Bucky has more things to be concerned about than your lack of a desire to share the bed with him.
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Yeah, well, rhetorically speaking. Or something. [He clears his throat. Just shut up, Stark.] Dude, you talk to animals, just tell him -
[No, no, shutting up. He's not going to do this, he'd promised himself. Thor had enough on his plate right now. Tony was aiming for at least a week of not being an annoying fuck to everyone in the house.]
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[He gives him a mildly amused look. Tony, even now? But he looks over at Bucky, sighing at the dog.] Please try not to bother Tony. [The dog barks and Thor looks back at his friend, even if he can't see him.] You fought my brother, didn't you?
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...Thanks. [Yet another reason that Tony doesn't deserve a friend like Thor. Tony sighs.] No, I broke my leg on my own for fun. [Oh my god, why can't he stop himself, what is wrong with him.]
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He wounded you that badly?
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I've had worse.
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[And he ends the feed. A few moments later, Thor is in the room, setting his bag aside and eyeing Tony's leg for a moment, looking at his face a second later.] I apologise for his actions, my friend.
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Don't worry about it. I kind of deserved it.
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[But he shakes his head a bit.] I am more resilient than Midgardians. I will be fine. [He pauses for a moment.] What did you say to him?
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[Tony looks skeptical, but doesn't push the subject. If anyone understand ignoring their own injuries, it's Tony.] I may have, um, made some unfortunate comparisons between the two of us. After the usual insults, of course.
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[He doesn't know why he's telling Tony. Probably because Tony is the only one who won't say things that are clichéd comforts.] Unfortunate comparisons?
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