video | guess who's back

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[Jack's grin is almost wicked and he laughs a little bit as he turns the video on himself, collar flipped up on his coat, his blue eyes sparkling with amusement.] I'd say it's good to be back, Aliunde, but it's really not. How long's it been? Did I miss Christmas? I did, didn't I? Well, that's hardly fair.

[He chuckles a little bit.] Boy, have I

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[Tony's watching the message without much interest, at least until Jack cuts his hand and shows it healing. That definitely pings his interest.] Impressive trick with the hand. Magic? Or is it something cooler.

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Another Captain? Don't tell me you're going to drive me as crazy as the last one.

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I take it you mean the dashing blonde fella I just had the pleasure of talking to? Don't worry, I might have got my title from the same time period, but I'm not a forties boy. Not this century, at least.

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Oh? So I can't embarrass you with references to porn and threesomes? Bummer. [He smirks.] Try it out on him next time, it's hilarious, I promise.

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If we're talking porn and threesomes, then I need a good drink and a comfy place to sit, sweetheart. [A wink.] I'll give it a go, see if I can't get a laugh out of him.

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Funny enough, I've got both of those things. [The drink and comfy seat, of course. Porn and threesomes, not so much. If only he were luckier.

Tony's grin widens. Oh god Pepper was going to kill him. For many things.] Eh, you're more likely to get a stuttered protest and a heavy blush. Possibly a punch in the face if you go too far, though.

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Ooh, an offer or a way to make me jealous, Tony? [He chuckles a bit. Honestly, he's much happier having superficial conversations like this. Aliunde is good for them. He doesn't have to actually show real feelings this way.]

Well, I got a blush already. I think shooting for the stutter is next on my list. I've had plenty of fists to the face in my lifetime.

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A little of both, honestly. [Jack are you even real, you're totally a clone of Tony or something, right. You've gotta be.]

Good - and after that is the really serious angry Captain face. [You know the face, the "I am Captain America, don't you make penis jokes in front of me" face.] You and me both, pal.

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Only a little of both? Let me guess-- you're a happily married man? [He snorts a little. The likeness is uncanny!!]

Oh, hey, we all have one of those. You get it when they give you the rank. [He laughs lightly.] I'm sure we both deserved almost every one of them.

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[Oh blargh ew no. The expression on Tony's face right now is not very flattering. Sorry, Pepper.] Not in a million years.

Yeah? Whattya got to do to get you to use yours? [He's back to grinning again.] Probably every single one, if I'm being honest.

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Aw, touch a nerve? Well, it you're not taken... [He waggles his eyebrows. He's only half serious, though.]

The only way to get my angry Captain face is to disobey orders. [He chuckles at that.] Oh, really? Are you trouble, Tony?

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Not married, but I do have a lovely lady in my life. Sorry, Captain. Maybe some other time. [Convince Pepper to have a threesome, Jack, it's their only hope.]

Oh, good thing I'm terrible at following orders. [Just ask, well, everyone.] So I've been told.

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Oh? Who's the lucky lady? [One day, Tony. It'll happen one day.]

Too bad I won't be giving you any orders. You're not part of my team. [He snickers a little bit.] Maybe I like the troublemakers more. Probably something about sticking with your own kind.

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Redhead, nice legs, kind of bossy, goes by the name Pepper Potts. She's stuck here with the rest of us. [He'll keep his fingers crossed.]

That's all right, I've got my own team to deal with. [And boy does he mean "deal with."] Birds of a feather flock together, I think it goes?

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Hey, I know her. Met her today, in fact. Aren't you and your friends a social bunch? She's a looker, but you're right about the bossy thing. Sweet, though.

[He nods slightly.] Oh, I know all about you Avengers. I got a nice collection of updates when I got here. [A shrug.] Something like that. And then we peck each other blind.

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What can I say, we're really bored here. [When buildings aren't being smashed up by ice monsters.] She runs my company for me, so the bossy thing is kind of mandatory. You should see her in full-on business mode. [It's sexy and terrifying at the same time.]

Oh good, so I don't have to regale you with tales of my heroic deeds? [And by heroic deeds he means drunken mishaps and almost accidentally killing his not-girlfriend. He snorts at that last comment.] More accurate words have never been spoken.