Video to the Network | Text/Action to the Avengers household

[notbuiltforthis]

I would like to remind everyone that the weather forecast is quite...unpleasant for the week and it would be best to purchase your emergency supplies tonight before it begins. Candles or flashlights, food, and one gallon of water per person per day. There aren't any shortages, thankfully.

[She turns the video to the shelves of water and canned

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[ironfail]

(video)

You worry too much, Pep, we'll be fine. We've got Thor living with us, after all. [Of course Tony's assuming Thor can just...deflect the storm or something if it gets too dangerous.] You got my shopping list, right?

[notbuiltforthis]

[Pepper just sighs. Thor won't stop the storm, after all.]

I have it, Tony. Considering it hasn't changed for years, I didn't really need it.

[ironfail]

Hey there's some new stuff on there this time. [Like chocolate chips. Tony's been craving just...plain chocolate chips lately.]

[notbuiltforthis]

I did see. I promise, as usual, not to forget anything.

[ironfail]

You're a doll, Pepper. What would this house do without you.

[notbuiltforthis]

I shudder to even think about the possibilities.

[She smirks.]

Did you remember anything after I left the house, or shall I continue shopping?

[ironfail]

Um, let's see, you've got the screwdriver, the vodka, the extra computer keyboard... Oh, are shot glasses on there? Thor broke a bunch last time we used them.

[notbuiltforthis]

We have got to figure out how to stop him from doing that.

[Pepper sighs and adds shot glasses to the list.]

I'll get some more.

[ironfail]

He keeps complaining they're too tiny for him. Maybe we should just let him do shots out of a mug or something.

[notbuiltforthis]

That's entirely up to his drinking partners, but if you do switch him to mugs make sure they aren't thrown.

[The rest of the house uses those.]

[ironfail]

Hey, if Thor wants to throw something, you can't really stop him. [But he'll try, Pepper, he promises.]

[notbuiltforthis]

Does anyone try? Surely he'll learn eventually.

[Pepper got him to mostly stop tracking mud everywhere.]

[ironfail]

I don't. [He shrugs. Thor's a big boy, he can do what he wants.]

[notbuiltforthis]

[She laughs.]

I wasn't asking if you did, I know better.

[ironfail]

True.

[There's a pause as Tony sets the communicator down on a table and goes off screen for a moment. His voice can be heard from farther away as he speaks.]

Hey, put a hot glue gun on that list, will ya?

[notbuiltforthis]

Tony.

[That is remarkably worrying.]

Why do you need a hot glue gun?