[ ACTION/ACCIDENTAL VIDEO ] fun fact: italics = italian.

[punchesbards]

[ Ezio had woken up in some strange places in his lifetime, especially once he became an assassin. But this, this was way different than waking up in, say, a random woman's bed or a bale of hay. The smell was awful, the sheer white of the room blinding as he sat up. He was greeted by a woman, welcoming him to some unfamiliar city -- ]

Aliunde? [

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[michinniuint]

video;

[How to get over migraines: sudden Italian accents that warrant further investigation.]

I think you'll find you left your phone on!

[It's not a loud shout but hopefully it's just enough to get his attention, she's done this enough when people have arse dialed her.]

[punchesbards]

[ The sudden voice has him jerking to attention, and by now he's learned that the weird device he had been given upon arrival is actually a means of communication. What a wonder. ]

My phone? [ whoops video is upside down. ] Is that what is is called?

[michinniuint]

[Well damn, such a handsome face attached to that accent.]

Yes, it's a phone, I take it you've never seen one? Can you turn it round, you're upside down. [Because a) she's still recovering from the screaming and her magic being back and b) handsome faces should be viewed the right way up.] Welcome to Aliunde if you haven't had the formal introduction yet, I haven't been here too long but I know some bits and pieces.

[punchesbards]

Mi Scusi, I have not seen anything quite like this before, no, [ He blinks, turning the phone right side up once instructed to do so, ] Is that better? [ He can't tell, either that or he doesn't really care - though he has to admit the view is nice. ] I have been told the basics so far. That we have been kidnapped and some ridiculous mention of different worlds.

[michinniuint]

Really? I'm not the best with the techno stuff but phones are very normal for me. [Then again Shirley, you spoke to a wolf that spoke, stop being surprised by things.] Much better. The three moons you'll see when it gets dark are the proof you need about Aliunde being a different world although there are differences even between Earth depending on who you talk to anyway. [Certainly between her knowledge of her world and others.] The Head Doctor brought you here, any possessions or other things minus the clothes on your back, it's not a planet I'd heard of before waking up here unfortunately.

[punchesbards]

The same cannot be said for me, I'm afraid. [ He doesn't seem very concerned about it. Probably because this isn't really his area of expertise anyway. Stabbing people and getting information, now that was something he could manage. ] Three moons? Different worlds? That sounds so utterly ridiculous, but I suppose we will see when night falls. [ either she hit her head or he did. or both. ] I have heard of the head doctor already. Do you know anything else about her?

[michinniuint]

If you need help, I suppose I could help. [As if she would say no to attractive Italians, who is she even trying to kid?] Different worlds outside Earth was a big one for me, one of the first people I spoke to was from somewhere I'd never heard of before. [Well she just screamed so loud all of Aliunde heard it but she is totally sane Ezio.] She killed someone [there isn't even a flinch at that, she's more relieved she didn't feel it thanks to her powers not being returned] a nurse I think, right on the network without hesitation. If you have anything, a weapon, magic or powers of some description they take a month to come back [there's a little pause there where she huffs through her nose; she was told two months and then it changed and she's still not herself yet] and you have to behave yourself. Apparently there are odd things that can happen too, inexplicable things.