005 Of Embarrassing Shopping Trips

[teddyalt_man]

[Accidental Audio]

[There's the sound of Teddy's pocket, his hands stuffed into his jeans and his phone in the front pocket of his grey hooded top. Yeah yeah he knows he looks like he'd about to cause trouble for the owners of the supermarket, but honestly he isn't. He's just come down to make a few... purchases. There's just some things he can't

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[ironfail]

(video)

[Oh, Teddy, poor, poor Teddy. If Tony were anyone else he'd refrain from commenting out of courtesy, but well. No such luck.]

Aww, Ted, I'm flattered.

[teddyalt_man]

[Okay. The red of Tony's Iron Man suit? Make it redder. Redder than the reddest thing you have ever seen. That is the colour of Teddy right now.]

I... I.. Er...

That stuff? That I said? That I didn't mean to say? You were listening, weren't you?

[ironfail]

[Tony looks like he's trying hard not to laugh, because laughing at Teddy will most certainly not help at all.]

Sorry, kid. Heard every word.

[teddyalt_man]

[Teddy groans, and it's not a good groan.]

I guess... You're not about to forget?

...Pepper heard too.

[ironfail]

I said I was flattered, didn't I?

[He winces at that. Poor Teddy.] Oops. You just have the worst luck, don't you.

[teddyalt_man]

I know you did. But that doesn't mean... That it's okay.

[At that Teddy offers a brief, fleeting smile.] Every time I open my mouth...

[ironfail]

Seriously, don't beat yourself up about it. I'm a famous - infamous? - public figure. That's not the most awkward thing anyone's ever said about me.

[Tony smiles back, hoping to calm Teddy down.] How'd she take it?

[teddyalt_man]

[Teddy appreciates it, he really does.] I know. I just... I think it's the most ackward thing I've ever said.

Pepper? I don't think she wanted to talk about it.

[ironfail]

Ha, yeah, that sounds like Pep. Sorry about her, she can be pretty intimidating to talk to. [In case Teddy hadn't figured that out yet.]

So uh, if I ask you to show me the picture of that guy who's not as hot as me, how much will you hate me? On a scale of one to never speaking to you again. Purely for science, of course! Definitely for science.