In search of love... or at least lots of sex

[alive4this]

Today at work, we were reading through the newspapers, and Bob (my boss) started reading out those ads that people put in to find companionship. You know, those Help Wanted Ads, "looking for someone who loves long walks along the beach" kinda thing. Some of them were just outrageous, like one woman was 56 I think, and was looking for a "ganster

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I am buying!

[pudgesicle87]

I would definitely call you immediately. I am 5'5" and like everything that you do. Also, I hate hippies as well. But I don't want to have sex, just more of a gentlemenly relationship. If you are interested in my proposal, just give me a ring at 765-0622.

[anonymous]

hahah - - dude, I think I'm falling for you ... haha just playin. funny shit tho

eugs

[nomelslemon]

Oh man, that was awesome.

[demonofdrums]

nice icon Mel. Retarded shark attack, thats fucking awesome!

[nomelslemon]

Thanks. :)

its zach you idiot

[anonymous]

I know you will think I am joking when I write this, but I seriously am beginning to hate you. No lie. If your life is so sad, end it. Just end it.

what?

[alive4this]

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whats with the vegetarian beef

[anonymous]

theres nothing wrong with vegetarianism
its cleansing for teh mind soul and body
VEGETARIAN FOR LIFE

jay