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[aliveingotham]

1. I went to the supermarket on Saturday. Now, I don't usually look at the register screen while I'm being checked out, but I happened to see how much I was being charged for a single, medium-sized tomato. I asked the girl, "Is that $2.89 for the tomato?" "Yes." "Then take it off." I mean, I'm not exactly hurting for dough -- but $2.89 for

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[cubdaddy]

Meesa likes BarberBart!

[steven]

I love a good straight-razor shave. It makes my face like a baby's ass for days, and believe me, I do NOT have an easy beard. I should go to Barber Bart next time I'm in Manhattan!

Oh, and a Thanksgiving must have? Gravy made with part turkey drippings and part Bisto granules.