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[aliwilliams]

If I were to write a manifesto today-and when do I not-it would be about what I consider to be a basic human right: Free, Quality Tissues at the Office

Comments

[rockmarooned]

Word!! I remember a bunch of years ago, someone in my office sort of scoffed good-naturedly at my admission that I included boxes of Kleenex when I ordered office supplies. Asking employees to bring their own is, to me, asking them to bring in their own heat or electricity or toilets.

[petit_chou]

YES YES YES. This makes me crazy. Look, I love my two kinds of hot chocolate (lie -- I only drink the kind with marshmallows), but I'd rather we get fuckin tissues.

Also, I keep a box of pink Kleenex on my desk which you may use whenever you need.

[aliwilliams]

Let's stage a sit-in for Kleenex. Power to the people!

Thanks! I should be restocked tomorrow. It doesn't help that the days you need tissues most are the days you're at your crankiest.

[slightlyoffaxis]

Obviously, you should fight the man by stealing two rolls of toilet paper.

[aliwilliams]

Eh, our TP is too crappy. Which doesn't bother me, aside from its inability to function as kleenex. I suppose I could steal some pens in protest.

[missfee]

boo, kleenex is a right not a privilege. feel better!

[maggith]

Sigh. I buy my own Kleenex. And bring in my own pens. (We have pens, but they're shitty.)