I am arguably the funniest human being on the planet earth.
Party.

Last leg of da tour.
I will be back a week from last night.
Happy / sad.
Starting Line shows the next two days though.
Party City.

I'm in Richmond, Virginia until Friday morning.
Who wants to hang the fuck out?
Uh?
Get at me.
401-252-1325

okay so i'm definately sitting in double j's apartment up in wicker park in chicagooooooo ( Read more... )

Right now I am in Indianapolis.
It's pretty awesome.
Me &Chipchong have been bonding.
Love it.
I'm off to call mah baby.
I don't know if it's presumptuous to assume
that "you" means me.
If you're reading this &you know what I'm talking about.
&You DOES mean me,
let me know: 401-252-1325

I'm in Nashville, TN.
It's Central Standard Time.
I've laughed too much over the past two days.
"The dangerous 500 pound of Nancy Potter.
Half bag, half fort Knox." -James.

<33333333333

Well, here I go!!!


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GO DIE.

Jacob just confessed to "not minding" Nightmare of You.
Which in his language, means he likes them.
&It just made me really excited.
I love him a lot.
Even though he won't have sex with me when my vagina is oozing blood.
Hahahahahaha. :]

RinniePotter &Melissa Adley a little bit drunk. All is swell. Hooray.