Why I hate being from Nelson #34

[all_beef_patty]

I can't go anywhere without running into someone I can't stand. Under the rubric of people I can't stand are annoying old wops and people from high school. Social norms require me to acknowledge their presence and exchange small talk. Its a good thing that I can be artificial enough to exchange empty pleasantries with these cretini or else I'd be

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[rissa1986]

Oh Nelson... Maybe you could feign some sort of strange amnesia caused by buttoning your shirt too tightly at the collar and restricting blood flow to your head to get out of acknowledging their presence. I usually run to the shed to "get something" if there is someone in the store I don't want to serve. Unfortunately, there isn't the "Shed of Refuge" in real life. Sadly. Haha, that just reminded me about those "Areas of Refuge" in Buchanan. Oh, how I miss UBC!