0.01 - Introduction

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First and foremost, I cannot stress enough the measures I went through to prevent applying for this job. I assure you, my presence at this lascivious organization is nothing more than the result of a last resort taken by a desperate man.

To further familiarize myself with this business' chosen genre, I took the time yesterday to pirate watch the

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[gaiongai]

BOTH HANDS OR JUST ONE?

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Whichever pays more.

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Yes...quite.

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That...is none of your concern.