like an asshole, i lost my phone.

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last night's show was surprisingly awesome.

i have so much to update about and so little time to do it.

seriously, if we can listen to FNM at chipotle, why can't i play it at my work?

a low of, what, 58 last night? i crawl into bed and realize that the landlord has turned the heaters on full blast.

my social security statement came in the mail today. i can retire in only
twenty-eight years and receive twelve-hundred dollars a month.

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woo. hoo.

the stories are in the title.

that chick jesse james banged? more like dog von d!

zing!