What we've all been waiting for
True Blood picspam for 2x09!
Sookie: ERIC AH CAN NOT SUCK YO BLOOD, YOU ARE SO UNATTRACTIVE AND DISGUSTING
Seriously Alan Ball, what's the deal here? To get THE LAST PERSON IN THE AUDIENCE to stop identifying with Sookie? To have fans show up to cons with sings saying "I WILL SUCK YOU ERIC"? Cos if it's that all you had to do was ask nicely.
This is Eric's "they see me pimpin', they hatin'" expression.
Bill: …what are you doing?
Sookie: It's not what it looks like! I was just sucking things out of Eric's chest!
Bill: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE >:(
Bill: Eric counted on your goodness. There's no shame in that.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT IS AN ACTUAL LINE OF DIALOGUE. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Sookie: and worst of all, he'll always know where I am and whether I'm upset and be able to come rescue me!
I KNOW SOOKIE, THE HORROR OF THIS IS TRULY UNIMAGINABLE.
Bill: *wraps himself protectively in the robe* you may… experience certain… sexual fantasies of him. You may awaken to find yourself in his dungeon, chained and helpless, begging him to hurt you just a little bit more…
Sookie: oh my god, you've totally drunk his blood before, haven't you?
Bill: *gulp*
This is Sookie's "OH MAH GOD SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO ERIC?! SURELY THAT IS NOT HUMANLY POSSIBLE" face. Seriously Sookie, WHAT BACKWARDS TOWN DID YOU COME FROM that you were not taught that hanging up posters of guys like Eric in your shower was the thing to do? Oh, right.
Lafayette: you been kicked and punched your whole life then you go and get with this motherfucker? He POISON. He ain't never gonna change and he might end up killing you.
Has there ever been a moment on this show when you did not LOVE AND ADORE Lafayette, my friends?
Also, WTF Tara, you wake up from a blackout in your house with Maryann and Eggs covered with bruises and you conclude that what? FAIRIES DID THAT SHIT? I get you don't have evidence but seriously, NOT EVEN A SNEAKING SUSPICION? Daaaaamn girl.
Ladies and gentlemen, starting from this moment, even though I have watched this scene like 12 times, I have NO IDEA what Anna Paquin's facial expressions are. NONE. She might have been giggling through all of it for all I know. MY FOCUS WAS ELSEWHERE. I shall now proceed to cap… a lot.
So, in this fantasy, do you think Sookie and Eric are pre or post coital? I vote for pre just because they look very clean and Sookie's boring like that.
Really, they should start selling these with a 'INSERT YOUR FACE HERE' trick or something. It would make the network a LOT more money than those fake Tru Blood bottles, let me tell you.
Eric: everyone thinks you're a darling, but you're RUTHLESS when it comes to the people you love.
Seriously Sookie, if this is your idea of a description of your inner badass, BE MOAR BADASS.
Eric: your mother, your brother…
…Eric I'm an open minded gal but could you not say that while RUNNING YOUR HAND OVER HER PUBIC HAIR?
I HOPE WE ALL KNOW WHERE ERIC'S HAND IS AT IN THIS CAP.
Eric: I used to think you had no sense of humor.
You know this is a fantasy because in reality, Eric still knows Sookie has no sense of humor.
Sookie: I used to think you were made of stone, but now that I've seen your intense passion with Godric, I know that's not true.
Eric: You mean that I love him like a father-brother-son?
Sookie: No I mean that little scene in the bathroom stall with the feathers and you on your knees?
Eric: O_o
Sookie: Oh, sorry, I didn't realize my fantasies hadn't synced up with each other.
Sookie: there's love in you.
Eric: only for Sookie.
OH GOD GET ME OUT OF THIS FANTASY.
Seriously you guys, how odd must awkward must it have been for Askars and Stephen Moyer to hang out on the set the next day? Someone should remake that Sam-Kara-Lee icon from BSG with Anna, Stephen and Alex: "Hi, I banged your wife last night."
EEE I just love this shot. So much detail! Random Nan Flannigan minions! LOL
Eric: Don't talk to my mommy like that! You have no right!
Nan: ...Jesus Viking, I don't even wanna know.
Eric: You can't do this.
Godric: there's nothing more to say.
OH MY HEART. OH MY GODRIC. I love both that it took Eric so long to piece together the fact that Godric surrendered to the fellowship willingly and that it too him so little time to figure out what Godric now plans to do, over the course of this meeting.
BEEEEEEEL YOU DO NOT GET BROWNIE POINTS FOR THIS.
I THINKWE ALL KNEW THIS WAS THE REAL REASON FOR ALL THIS PICSPAMMING.
How much do I love that Alex gets to say this in Swedish? Somehow it comes out more natural sounding than any of his other lines. Maybe because I'm not focusing on his accent or even the meaning of the words but just on the tone of his voice as he sobs.
Eric: I won't let you die alone.
Godric: Yes you will.
Eric: *is pawnd*
I love this petting thing Godric's doing even though I think he does it very awkwardly. I guess he's not a very touchy feely kind of guy? I guess he and Eric have that in common. (brb, imagining scenarios where Godric tried to train Eric out of this dislike)
Godric: how will God punish me for all the raping and murdering I've done?
Sookie: God doesn't punish, God forgives!
…SOOKIE WHAT RELIGION HAVE YOU BEEN SUBSCRIBING TO?
Sookie: ERIC AH CAN NOT SUCK YO BLOOD, YOU ARE SO UNATTRACTIVE AND DISGUSTING
Seriously Alan Ball, what's the deal here? To get THE LAST PERSON IN THE AUDIENCE to stop identifying with Sookie? To have fans show up to cons with sings saying "I WILL SUCK YOU ERIC"? Cos if it's that all you had to do was ask nicely.
This is Eric's "they see me pimpin', they hatin'" expression.
Bill: …what are you doing?
Sookie: It's not what it looks like! I was just sucking things out of Eric's chest!
Bill: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE >:(
Bill: Eric counted on your goodness. There's no shame in that.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT IS AN ACTUAL LINE OF DIALOGUE. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Sookie: and worst of all, he'll always know where I am and whether I'm upset and be able to come rescue me!
I KNOW SOOKIE, THE HORROR OF THIS IS TRULY UNIMAGINABLE.
Bill: *wraps himself protectively in the robe* you may… experience certain… sexual fantasies of him. You may awaken to find yourself in his dungeon, chained and helpless, begging him to hurt you just a little bit more…
Sookie: oh my god, you've totally drunk his blood before, haven't you?
Bill: *gulp*
This is Sookie's "OH MAH GOD SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO ERIC?! SURELY THAT IS NOT HUMANLY POSSIBLE" face. Seriously Sookie, WHAT BACKWARDS TOWN DID YOU COME FROM that you were not taught that hanging up posters of guys like Eric in your shower was the thing to do? Oh, right.
Lafayette: you been kicked and punched your whole life then you go and get with this motherfucker? He POISON. He ain't never gonna change and he might end up killing you.
Has there ever been a moment on this show when you did not LOVE AND ADORE Lafayette, my friends?
Also, WTF Tara, you wake up from a blackout in your house with Maryann and Eggs covered with bruises and you conclude that what? FAIRIES DID THAT SHIT? I get you don't have evidence but seriously, NOT EVEN A SNEAKING SUSPICION? Daaaaamn girl.
Ladies and gentlemen, starting from this moment, even though I have watched this scene like 12 times, I have NO IDEA what Anna Paquin's facial expressions are. NONE. She might have been giggling through all of it for all I know. MY FOCUS WAS ELSEWHERE. I shall now proceed to cap… a lot.
So, in this fantasy, do you think Sookie and Eric are pre or post coital? I vote for pre just because they look very clean and Sookie's boring like that.
Really, they should start selling these with a 'INSERT YOUR FACE HERE' trick or something. It would make the network a LOT more money than those fake Tru Blood bottles, let me tell you.
Eric: everyone thinks you're a darling, but you're RUTHLESS when it comes to the people you love.
Seriously Sookie, if this is your idea of a description of your inner badass, BE MOAR BADASS.
Eric: your mother, your brother…
…Eric I'm an open minded gal but could you not say that while RUNNING YOUR HAND OVER HER PUBIC HAIR?
I HOPE WE ALL KNOW WHERE ERIC'S HAND IS AT IN THIS CAP.
Eric: I used to think you had no sense of humor.
You know this is a fantasy because in reality, Eric still knows Sookie has no sense of humor.
Sookie: I used to think you were made of stone, but now that I've seen your intense passion with Godric, I know that's not true.
Eric: You mean that I love him like a father-brother-son?
Sookie: No I mean that little scene in the bathroom stall with the feathers and you on your knees?
Eric: O_o
Sookie: Oh, sorry, I didn't realize my fantasies hadn't synced up with each other.
Sookie: there's love in you.
Eric: only for Sookie.
OH GOD GET ME OUT OF THIS FANTASY.
Seriously you guys, how odd must awkward must it have been for Askars and Stephen Moyer to hang out on the set the next day? Someone should remake that Sam-Kara-Lee icon from BSG with Anna, Stephen and Alex: "Hi, I banged your wife last night."
EEE I just love this shot. So much detail! Random Nan Flannigan minions! LOL
Eric: Don't talk to my mommy like that! You have no right!
Nan: ...Jesus Viking, I don't even wanna know.
Eric: You can't do this.
Godric: there's nothing more to say.
OH MY HEART. OH MY GODRIC. I love both that it took Eric so long to piece together the fact that Godric surrendered to the fellowship willingly and that it too him so little time to figure out what Godric now plans to do, over the course of this meeting.
BEEEEEEEL YOU DO NOT GET BROWNIE POINTS FOR THIS.
I THINKWE ALL KNEW THIS WAS THE REAL REASON FOR ALL THIS PICSPAMMING.
How much do I love that Alex gets to say this in Swedish? Somehow it comes out more natural sounding than any of his other lines. Maybe because I'm not focusing on his accent or even the meaning of the words but just on the tone of his voice as he sobs.
Eric: I won't let you die alone.
Godric: Yes you will.
Eric: *is pawnd*
I love this petting thing Godric's doing even though I think he does it very awkwardly. I guess he's not a very touchy feely kind of guy? I guess he and Eric have that in common. (brb, imagining scenarios where Godric tried to train Eric out of this dislike)
Godric: how will God punish me for all the raping and murdering I've done?
Sookie: God doesn't punish, God forgives!
…SOOKIE WHAT RELIGION HAVE YOU BEEN SUBSCRIBING TO?