Devil's Nest 4

[all_ofthethings]

(A) Morning: John Doe Park

[Greed still can't stand being in the house full of drones, so he can be found drifting off to sleep under a tree in the park.]

(B) Afternoon: All around town

[He's heard about this homecoming thing, and insists on having a partner. Do you happen to be female and walking past him? Yep, that's right, you just heard a low

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A - Morning

[nyanpirenya]

[What's this? There's some guy sleeping under a tree in the park?

He looks pretty comfortable. And he's got all the best sunlight, seriously, he's hogging the good spot...]

Nyaa...

[Well! Nothing to do but hop on him! That always encourages humans to give up their spot. Hup! And now Greed has a small black formerly-vampire kitten pawing around and making himself comfortable on his stomach.]

Re: A - Morning

[all_ofthethings]

[Greed raises his head and stares at the cat.]

Where'd you come from?

[He doesn't expect the cat to talk or anything, but he's too tired to shove the thing off of him...and he kind of likes animals.]

[nyanpirenya]

Nyaa?

[Oh, he's awake. Excellent! Nyanpire turns himself around, creeps further up so he's on Greed's chest, and sits.]

I came from Cable's place.

[Since he seems to want to have a conversation, and all...]

I wanna nap in the sun, too.

[all_ofthethings]

[Nope, he doesn't mind the cat sitting on him, he's just a bit perplexed by it talking.]

What're you, some kind of chimera?

C!

[inthenertz]

[Comes in and sits down at the bar.]

Hey, ugly. Make me something that doesn't taste like you pissed in the bottle?

I am horrible to my muses

[all_ofthethings]

Who're you calling ugly? Least I don't have a paper bag over my head.

[Just for that, Greed's going to give him something that does taste like piss in a bottle.]

I am horrible to all muses including my own ^.^

[inthenertz]

Oh man, that's a good one. You're the first one to try that insult too.

Just for that, I'm going to give you a real treat. This joke is hilarious.

Knock, knock.

[The bottle vanishes under the bag and he drinks with sickening gurgling noises.

Yeah, it tastes terrible but he expected everything in Mayfield too. Too bad he doesn't know better.]

[all_ofthethings]

I doubt that, it's too easy for me to have been the first one.

[He stared for a moment, not sure if he should bite, but his shift was almost over and the bar was emptying out.

Who's there?

b)

[princecreepshow]

[Belphegor isn't a woman, nor does he mistaken for one (unless Lussuria something's happened). He's just passing by at the same time as Greed asks a woman passing by, so of course he has to butt in, especially when the woman doesn't react to it.]

Nothing really, why're you wondering~?

lol

[all_ofthethings]

[Greed watches the woman walking away for a moment, then turns to the person addressing him.]

Sorry, only talking to the ladies. I don't tend to take men to dances.

Couldn't resist. <3

[princecreepshow]

Oh, that homecoming, right? I heard it was a dance.

And sometime's gotta be a first for everything~

[He's not really interested, he's just bored and killing time.]

Re: Couldn't resist. <3

[all_ofthethings]

Look, I don't mind bein' pals, but there's never gonna be a first for that with me.

A -

[luxuriality]

[ Normally Big Sis is kinder...

Okay when the hell is she ever kind? She swipes her nail against the back of the tree, allowing the top to fall backwards from Greed's point of view. At least nothing will hit him right?

Well, there lies something unfortunate....

Here comes the sun

doo doo doo doo doo... ]

Wakey, wakey Greed. You can't sleep all day.

[all_ofthethings]

Actually I can, I work at night.

[All said with his eyes still closed.]

[luxuriality]

What happens if you get robbed, Greed? Can't you see big sis is looking out for you?

[/MOCKS. |: why does she love to bother him... ]

[all_ofthethings]

[He opens an eye and looks up at her.]

Oh, sis, I didn't know you worried so much. I'm sure if someone robbed me you'd come to my rescue, maybe even lend me some money if I need it. I know I can count on you!

You know, there's a dance real soon. You might be able to find some clients there.

[He's so not going to drop that.]

C.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart waltzes in now that he has a 'friend' inside]

Hey Greed!

Whatsup?

[all_ofthethings]

How's it going, kid?

[No need to ask, he's already got a beer out and slides it across the bar to Mart.]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Thanks bud!

I'm doing okay. Just could use a drink and uh, whatcha got to eat?

[all_ofthethings]

I've got pretzels and chips. I think the cook has burgers and fries.