oh i know you aint takin MY girlfriend. she's mine. and she's hot as hell. see, your jealous. i got her a supa cool paper bag, personally decorated with love, and i got her a large chocolate bunny, and several pieces of crap. So HA. I love jenna. She is my shrew, and without a shrew there is no emu. Homies for life. <3333 "Give me a kiss precious," emu. aka. the REAL girlfriend.
ok so yeh. in case anyone didnt realize, this is a joke. you see, techinically i AM the homewrecker. but yeh. emus are difficult to understand. we leave to the shrew to interpret. sorry? there is no hate here, only love, for pancakes. <3
i vote for .. mrs babushka !! <33 cuz shes.. mrs babushka. and shes jewish. and she lies. and .. yea. but uh .. i vote buddy for president cuz then we can have nap time whenever we want and get to play in trash cans and have our very own clancy and sleep anywhere but our bed !
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the spatula beats the spork!!! go woman!
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seth sandwhich makes hot hooker hoagies.
i'll make him make you one sometime.
jennawoman all the way<3
I LOVE YOU MY HOT FAKE LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND.
oh oh oh tomorrow i'm buying your fake hair at the dollar store!!!
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<3333
"Give me a kiss precious,"
emu. aka. the REAL girlfriend.
homewrecker.
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<3
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p.s... happy almost birthday buddy !!
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