11:12 lmfao is my bb @ladytia still knocked out from pain meds?
11:27 I want to waste this day sipping the finest Sunny Delight and writing HTML codes.
11:49 Who knows how to pop a key back into place?
11:56 I really should not be allowed around computers
12:00 NVM I FIXED IT. I AM GOD.
12:01 #robotpickuplines "I'm Tricia Helfer."
12:05 And just because you think I'm bullshitting, here, take a gander.
tr.im/nyyP 12:33 I have a weeks worth of #bandb to catch up on. Don't get me started on #yandr
12:46 Son of a bitch. I recorded Letterman last night but it got deleted. I AM SO ANGRY.
15:43 After trying to get the DVR to work, it comes on and it's set on the Church Channel.
15:44 Mom: "That's funny...because....you know. We need Jesus in our life." And now she's making fun of the singing guy.
15:48 And now the South. "The south, when did they rise? Didn't they get defeated and slapped down like little bitches?" Oh mom, lol
15:53 "How the hell did we get on the Church Channel any fucking way?"
17:30 watching the exchange between @harrislacewell and @anamariecox is making me feel like I'm in high school again
18:16 #bandb Lmfao, Owen's hittin' it on Nick's desk
18:38 #bandb Just your friendly neighborhood Dollar Bill!
21:19 IS @maddow GOING TO BE ON AGAIN AT 11? I NEED TO KNOW.
21:48 Holy hell Joey Greco is on George Lopez :D
23:15 HIS NIPPLES REACHING OUT AT YOU TO STRANGLE YOU
23:33 The drummer from Chickenfoot is wearing a shir that says I Am Not Will Ferrell
23:35 Sammy Hagar is ridiculous
00:35 Awe, Mandy Moore should stick to acting.... #jimmy
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