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04:15 Remember Charlie.....remember Baker....
04:25 And I will never get tired of watching @Cody_K battle wingnuts.
04:46 Morning already? Buzzkill
05:36 I love @UltraDowney for a lot of reasons, but mostly because I like knowing someone who has their own page on Lastfm
08:46 I despise being awake on the wrong side of noon.
08:47 Here's to the next few hours of forced awakeness | Akon "Right Now" ♫ twt.fm/150023 #musicmonday
08:53 Lil Wayne & Akon "I'm So Paid" ♫ twt.fm/150044 #musicmonday
09:14 Mr. Big "Wild World" ♫ twt.fm/150088 #musicmonday
09:46 I would like you to find me someone who's more adorable than Kaley Cuoco. @Maddow excluded from this, she's queen of adorkable.
10:00 Michael Jackson "P.Y.T." ♫ twt.fm/150252 #musicmonday
10:01 I'm watching The View and I'm not entirely sure why.
10:02 Right into Laura Ling and Euna Lee. I'm not sure I want to hear Elisabeth open her mouth about this one.
10:08 Lmfao, I missed Herpes Master Bret Michaels get TKO'd last night?
10:17 "What is he, illiterate?"
10:20 Joy just made a lulzy about Pres Clinton. "That is what you call a cheap shot."
10:21 :o THEY SPELLED STEPHEN MOYER'S NAME WRONG. Moore? #viewFAIL
10:23 And conviently, @joenbc is going to be on later in the week....go ahead and set that dvr. Except not.
10:48 Godfather clip on the View......WITH PAPA. @UltraDowney is killing me slowly.
11:17 AT&T is a shitty internet provider and they can sincerely fuck off.
11:19 I like listening to my mom have deep, indepth conversations about The Young and the Restless.
11:26 Notorious B.I.G. "One More Chance" ♫ twt.fm/150585 #musicmonday
11:36 RT @dalhectar: Even cuddly Baby Jesus would cuss out AT&T // With his golden diapers and all
11:44 ALL MY BOYFRIENDS ARE HERE
12:04 Just when I was about to knock All My Children, Gus and Harley come up in the credits! WHAT. #soaps
12:33 #bandb Fuck off, Ridge
12:33 #bandb LOL Ridge blames Steffy/Rick on Brooke. How ridiculous.
12:34 #bandb I'm going to rewind that hand-running-thru-hair scene over and over again.
12:35 #bandb Oh, let him go Brooke. He's going to go back to Taylor and we all know he'll be back.
12:35 #bandb Brooke, you're the HBIC. Pimp slap this motherfucker.
12:36 #bandb "You miss me like a toothache." Now that's an understatement, Stephanie.
12:36 #bandb Look, Taylor's sitting all alone in the cemetary. Bet I know who's going to show up...
12:38 #bandb Taylor has that faux "I'll be sympathetic for you" look going on while Ridge tells her that he left Brooke
12:38 #bandb We all know at least three of her personalities are doing a dance of joy
12:42 #bandb I still don't know what wrong Rick did to Taylor besides getting pissy when she decided she wanted Ridge again
12:42 #bandb WTFE. Can we get back to Dollar Bill trying to seduce Donna please?
12:43 #bandb HAPPY PILLS
12:44 #bandb Just kidding. Taylor totally just slipped Ridge the date rape drug
12:44 #bandb And by help you, Taylor really means rape.
12:45 #bandb "The sex getting old?" Pun intended?
12:46 #bandb Stephanie's being logical for once
12:47 #bandb Whoa, Stephanie just called Donna honey and it was...genuine?
12:48 #bandb RIDGE AND TAYLOR ARE IN A CAR. I BET THEY CRASH. Plzplzplz.
12:48 #bandb "No one will be able to find you. No one's going to hear you scream, Ridge."
12:52 #bandb Ridge'll take a blowjob on the rocks
12:53 #bandb lol Taylor, you crazy bitch
12:53 #bandb JUST BANG HER BRAINS OUT AND GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY
12:55 #bandb "I'm here for you always." Yeah, he'll be there for you too until he's running back to Brooke again.
13:06 RT @ladytia: @pineapplecakes You need more of me being filthy and whatnot when it concerns your body / I thought I made this clear last nite
13:13 Joke for you guys :) What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
13:15 It's going to be an all out brawl of the GOP HBIC's, Newt and Palin.
13:16 Contessa brings the lulz
13:21 Contessa and her misshaped head.
13:23 KEN. I almost didn't recognize you without the hat.
13:32 RT @ladytia: @pineapplecakes Trufax, trufax. One day you'll surprise me and will actually have on pants. // Don't get your hopes up
13:34 Wow, a lawsuit over stimulus money. How did I miss this? Gov Sanford is just shitty because his party lost.
13:34 If you're not willing to accept money from the government to help improve the status of your state, you don't deserve to be in charge.
13:34 So fuck off, Sanford.
13:35 MSNBC's new promo for the evening line up features all your favorite pundits with dorky looks on their faces.
13:41 NNGHHHH twitpic.com/6o9ju
13:48 Everything about this picture is awesome flic.kr/p/6c7mTM
13:51 Oh Christ, Sarah Palin's opening her mouth again.
13:53 LMAO Mitch Daniels for Prez in 2012. Please, dear god YES. Get him the fuck OUT of my state.
13:55 Lmfao, poor Contessa
14:01 I don't want to ship Tamron/Shoos, but I do.
14:04 TIME FOR SLEEPING.
14:24 Just kidding. No sleep for the mentally unhinged.
14:43 GRAB YOUR PRUNELAX
14:56 You don't have to be a man to love Manwich. You don't have to be a witch either.
14:58 OMG, PREVIEWS FOR THIS WEEK ON THE LIFE OF THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL. Ridge is pill popper, lulzzzzz
14:58 Also please give them the Daytime emmy.
15:02 RT @jasonphilo: @pineapplecakes but you can't be a bovine. // Ah, but it would be an interesting twist.
15:14 omg Travis Stork, get in my pants
15:46 Hey kids, feel your balls. So you don't get cancer.
16:02 THIS BLOWS. Spending an hour and some away from the computer and sleeping in my truck. Bbl.
19:27 Lmfao, oh bitch please.
19:37 "Dinner is a baby." "OH THAT'S HORRIBLE."
19:40 Also this just in, I need a new phone.
19:40 "I mean he's a pot dealer, but he's a very involved dad."
19:43 "Are you letting that baby sniff you?" "I don't want to get bitten."
19:45 PUT A BABY IN ME MARSHAL, I'M READY
20:00 RACHEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN DC LOL
20:03 Fierce Advocate-in-Chief
20:03 RT @zestylime: @pineapplecakes obviously visiting @anamariecox // This.
20:05 You guys Rachel is so hot tonight
20:07 It feels more personal when the guests are in studio, as opposed to coming in on satellite. More of this. #maddow
20:09 Girlcrush fucking OVERLOAD #Maddow
20:10 And we're only ten minutes in.
20:11 RT @ladytia: @pineapplecakes THIS, OMG. I should be paying attention to what she's saying not how she's looking.
20:12 EXTENZE
20:17 WBC is the weird guy that no one invited to the party and drinks all the beer
20:17 FRUIT LOOPS IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. @maddow's serious face is fucking serious.
20:19 I don't understand the approach of this. "Abortion is wrong, but killing other people deserves TWO THUMBS UP." FUCK OFF, PROLIFERS.
20:21 You KNOW how he gets!
20:28 #Maddow CAN I REITERATE THIS PICTURE? twitpic.com/6o9ju
20:30 I wonder if he can see Russia from his house
20:31 I like that AT&T is the first trending topic. BECAUSE IT FUCKING BLOWS, THAT'S WHY.
20:37 Awe, I like that @maddow and Gene are, like, totally BFF
20:38 IVE SEEN HIS AVATAR
20:40 Much to my disappointment, lol
20:41 Speaking of paternity tests, I would like to see @maddow doing this: tr.im/nR0H
20:41 "Nice to see you, Rach." N'awww
20:46 Doug E Fresh and Chuck E Cheese XDDDD
20:47 Nnnghhh, Doug E Fresh and @maddow, I pretty much just died
20:48 HBIC Hillary up in this shit. I miss her.
20:49 Rachel's chest is like three differen't colors...........#noimnotcreepy
20:59 LMAO, HIS NUMBER GAVE HEADBANGING A WHOLE NEW MEANING
21:00 God bless her
21:36 THEY WANTED TO KNOW IF WIND BENEATH MY WINGS WAS WRITTEN ABOUT FARTS
21:54 That is some Bernie Madoff stuff!
22:08 Hafta get a few things done before Coco comes on :)
22:09 CNN. We're all like, I know
22:31 Do you guys really think I'm fat?
23:06 IM FORTY EIGHT AND IM TELLING YOU, ITS NOT SO BAD TO HAVE A WANG IN YOUR MOUTH AFTER ALL
23:07 David Duchovny is presh
23:10 X FILES TALK
23:11 Fuck all of you, Duchovny is BOSS
23:13 DD seems to have such a cynical personality now and I am enjoying every bit of it
00:18 LMFAO ZACK MORRIS<3<3
00:19 THE MAN! THE MYTH! THE LEGEND!
00:21 KELLY<3
00:24 I take back what I said. Give Mark Paul Gosselaar the emmy, please.
00:26 THIS IS SO AMAZING OMG
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