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09:41 RT @Shoq: Adam Lambert is gay? OMG! This is like, such a shock. Who knew? #p2 // PIX OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN.
10:13 Let me borrow that top.
10:15 Did anyone nominate @maddow for the HBIC contest?
10:31 There, solved that problem AND killed a few minutes. RACHEL IS THE MUTHAFUCKIN' HBIC, GOT IT? tr.im/nUKd
11:24 RT @LindseyA_ Best response possible to Adam Lambert confirming that he is gay .. In other news, bears announced that they shit in the woods
18:25 Rescue Me comes on tonight :)
19:24 I just wounded @Marlykins in an assassination attempt. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy
20:31 Keith talked about bb Adam Lambert?
20:32 I just wounded @AstericPetals in an assassination attempt. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy
21:10 Rescue Me time!
21:12 "Was that during the Kennedy Administration?" #rescueme
21:16 "What are we gonna do?" "Play Scrabble." #rescueme
21:17 "Lemme thing..ummm..nooope." Lmfao Tommy #rescueme
21:20 "Which movie?" "Resident Evil." "One or two?" Discussions in a fire. #rescueme
21:22 "Just let me have the guys hold my wallet and I'll be right out." LMFAO #rescueme
21:23 Ghost of thieving hookers past #rescueme
21:26 "Could you use a glass? Please, Terrence, Jesus." #rescueme
21:28 Mm, Revelations 2, verse three. Lieutenant shall shun baked goods. #rescueme
21:30 I'm glad you guys are sleeping together again! #rescueme
21:30 Can you not disrespect him by talking about his balls? #rescueme
21:37 You know what mood I'm in? Al God damn Roker. #rescueme
21:38 Mike, you can go to the bathroom. LMFAO.
21:38 HAND, PROBE. HAND.
21:40 Turn on channel four, the chick with tits is in a hurricane
21:46 You can't die from a big green shit in the toilet unless its sitting there with a god damn gun #rescueme
21:48 Lmfao, Franco's motivation is Bush and 9/11. #rescueme
22:02 I just wounded @TwoCatsTooFunny in an assassination attempt. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy
22:03 Just secured a safe house in Berlin, Germany. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy
22:07 My name is Tommy, I'm going to spend the rest of my time on this Earth drinking #rescueme
23:46 I really love the Black Eyed Peas right now
23:56 Craig Ferguson just said that Kim Jong Il is one crazy lesbian
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