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08:46 Reverse cowgirl used in any context is acceptable.
08:51 I just wounded @ruchiraswal in an assassination attempt. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy
08:56 Seether "Fake It" ♫ twt.fm/154072
09:10 10 Years "Wasteland" ♫ twt.fm/154085
09:26 Lmfao, oh dear baby jesus in your golden diapers, life is awesome sometimes.
09:30 My favorite part is that she has no idea, and I'm proud that I have my seat reserved in hell for this one.
09:33 SOME people would think to change their passwords. Those with a brain, anyway.
09:44 It was me, it was Eddie, that cockroach from the Cosby show was there.
09:48 Just secured a safe house in Tbilisi, Georgia. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy
09:51 OAR "This Town" ♫ twt.fm/154113
09:55 ROFL, she has no ass. How precious. tr.im/o2hj
10:07 Did I just put an actual bio for myself? I think I did.
10:10 High school dropout rate rises to 50 percent in new report. You're welcome.
10:20 RT @zestylime: LIEBERMAN AND GRAHAM ARE DOING WHAT, NOW?? JFC THESE ASSHOLES JUST WON"T QUIT // SRSLY. I WISH THEY WOULD FUCK OFF.
10:23 Allison Iraheta "Blame It On Your Heart (Studio)" ♫ twt.fm/154152
10:26 I'm so jeliz of these shoes. THEY ARE PINK. WHAT THE HALE. tr.im/o2xU
10:39 Susan! :D tr.im/o2DM
11:23 I was expecting Contessa and her misshapped head and got @NorahODonnell instead. EXCITING.
11:24 WTH. This isn't Obama's plan. He likes junk in the trunk.
11:25 GOOD GOD CONTESSA YOUR FACE
11:25 We live in America where we have freedom of cheeseburgers and reverse cowgirl
11:30 LMAO, CONTESSA TELL ME ABOUT GRANNY BEING TAZED
11:31 Buh...WHAT?
11:32 Really? With the way that he was shoving her, he REALLY didn't need to use the taser. #copfuckingFAIL
11:32 What a fucking douchebag
11:38 LMAO NORAH
11:44 Oh Sarah Palin, you can't take a joke.
11:45 Dave vs Palin will be the best feud ever, wait for it.
11:51 I keep dissecting this MSNBC promo every time it comes on. "Tonight on MSNBC...3 old white guys and the lesbian."
11:54 RT @GassyCathy: letterman told a joke in which a minor was raped...why should Palin "take this" the liberal media ia sexist // LOL
12:02 Barney Frank could instill the fear of God in me.
12:10 LOL Rush Limbaugh speaks for the republican party. Duh.
12:14 Reallllly Newt?
12:23 If the GOP wants to get ahead now, the best thing they can do is get Adam Lambert to speak for their party.
12:25 MSNBC covering the Holocaust Museum shooting live
12:30 I bet this takes five minutes before the wingnuts make this an issue about Obama.
12:31 Hey, good idea. Don't give guns to fucking crazy people.
12:41 I would like to know what this douchebag's motivation was.
12:42 Gene bb, please talk some sense
12:50 Did they not see this motherfucker coming with a SHOTGUN?
13:04 OH HERE WE FUCKING GO
13:05 WHITE SUPREMACIST CONNECTION
13:05 CALLED IT
13:08 Wow, it didn't even take the right this time. Fuck off, Contessa.
13:13 It's because Obama is a muslin
13:14 RT @ismanmanfoo: Where's that douche tazer cop when you need him? JEEZ. Dude is what, like in his 80's? #youmakemesickoldguy // FERSRS
13:31 RT @stoner_stuff: If marijuana was a girl...she'd be really super hot, don't you agree? // Smoking.
13:32 BLACK PANTHERS, WHERE ARE YOU? We need you. Sincerely, a pissed off white cracker honkey bitch.
13:41 80% of what I say is never serious, so don't get rubbed the wrong way.
13:44 Can we go back to yesterday when the biggest story was Adam Lambert being gay?
13:54 They keep calling it a rifle.
13:54 Uh, Chief?
13:54 RT @dirty_sky: What the fuck, America. We went two whole weeks without a massacre. We were doing good. :(
13:56 Just so you white supremecists know, all of those 'Muslin terrorists' you hate are laughing their asses off.
13:56 We have enough fucking enemies. We need not have this shit against our own.
14:01 Yay, Shoos and Tamron are in studio together. Quick, someone write fic.
14:04 RT @ladytia: Shoosh and Tamron are kind of hot together. Yes, this is a strictly shallow comment. // This is why ILU bb
14:10 This is starting to get redundant. I want Spaghetti Os.
14:19 He had on a confederate hat?
14:20 YEAH LOL, METAL DETECTORS DON'T WORK AGAINST SHOTGUNS, APPARENTLY.
14:24 Tamron buttoned her jacket. WHY.
14:26 Yeah, I'm more concentrated on what Shoos and Tamron are doing, not the story.
14:27 SO WAS IT A RIFLE OR A SHOTGUN?
15:07 Twitter, I never want to use another account to tweet with again. Fuck off.
15:10 Security guard died :\
15:14 RIP Officer Johns. You did not deserve this.
15:15 Fuck that motherfucker. Let his fucking ass die.
15:23 News that the Guard died is really getting to me.
15:33 Yeah, bullfuckingshit this guy just snapped. This was planned.
15:34 RT @harrislacewell RT @Maureen55 At 1/2 past, we would like 2 observe 1 min of tweet silence in memory of slain guard [RT this, until 4:30
15:38 Hey, at least Carrie Prejean got the boot. Some things are right with the universe.
15:59 It's been two hours and I still don't see any Tamron/Shoosh fic in my feed.
16:02 Olmos, Tweety. It's HOLOCAUST not HOLLYCOST.
16:15 RT @bigpix2000: RT He also just said amdysemitismn, too. reminds me ... happy hour! barkeep! 2 of what Chris is having! // Lmfao, serious.
16:17 RT @sarahplumitallo You know what? Fuck Glenn Beck. He needs to sit the fuck down, and not use what happened today to further his agenda.
16:25 RT @darrylwg: Who is the next child David Letterman wants to see raped? // Hopefully yours.
16:31 RT @darrylwg: since @cody_k spews So Much Hatred, maybe DHS should put her on a list. // Do you realize that you look like a huge ass? JS.
16:33 I feel exactly like what @WillAtWork's userpic looks like.
16:44 I think it's time for beer. It's five o clock somewhere......oh, here! It's five here!
16:50 RT @bigpix2000: RT @rkref: Carrie Prejean has lost her crown. But is she sure it wasn't THE WIND? (LOL!!!!)
16:58 #bsb Backstreet Boys are making a comeback?
17:00 I don't think I can deal with Ed. I've tried, and God bless him, but I can't stand listening to more old white guys.
17:02 RT @genebrady: Show Stephen Tyrone Johns' photo, who protected lives from the Brunn nutjob, not a photo of the nutjob.
17:10 I can only imagine how depressing @maddow is going to be tonight. Seriously, there's beer in the fridge and it's about to be in my belly.
17:14 RT @teresadf: The TRUE sign that the end is NIGH! // I am APPALLED! KEVIN! NICK! AJ! THE OTHER ONE! tr.im/o5rH
18:32 RT @propernice: oh sweet jesus get out the baked ham and the liquor, mama's comin' home. // ROFL
18:52 I just reached level 6. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy
18:55 REALLY GLENN BECK? REALLY? FUCK OFF.
20:03 Just secured a safe house in Berlin, Germany. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy
20:51 Mmm, hello pretty light jacket
20:58 lmfao, what?
20:59 The Will Ferrell Option :))
21:01 I personally enjoy the fact that David Letterman called Sarah Palin a slut. Sue me. She can fuck off.
21:01 Sincerely.
21:06 He didn't even really call her a slut. He said she was trying out the slutty look. Which is becoming of her, really.
21:09 RT @Ashleyyyya: @pineapplecakes You're disgusting. // Yes. And bears shit in the woods.
21:18 RT @Ashleyyyya: Letterman "apologizes" without apologizing. Nice try. Not gonna work, Dave. I am fed up with this liberal media bullshit.
21:18 RT @zestylime: you know what it's time for. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SUCK IT, @NOMTWEETS
21:21 ROFL. RT @LisaLampanelli: after seeing the woody allen film, i could only think one thing: "I washed my cunt for THIS?!?"
21:22 RT @verucablue: Hey Von Brunn, wrong building, wrong city. The crazy racist fucktard museum is located here: is.gd/XQKv
21:26 #bandb OUT OF THE WAZOOOOO
21:40 Oh, God. I love @Brodels_Nazz. tr.im/o6Jx
22:59 i respect Contessa's misshaped head. Fuck off, John Ziegler. tr.im/o75k
23:02 I just wounded @jessicaxie in an assassination attempt. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy
23:10 RT @RenataNicole: @pineapplecakes I tweeted it before and I will tweet it again John Ziegler looks like he masturbates in public // LMFAO
23:24 "I like Rush Limbaugh cause he's good old fashioned crazy." Tweety's on Ferguson tonight.
23:25 Kathy Griffin on Letterman now.
23:25 Two Buck Chuck
23:27 Something with women and women celebrating women stuff
23:27 She's like little people big world!
23:28 LMFAO
23:28 FUCK YEAH. "I want a female vice president, but I'm not that hard up." Re: Palin. Hell yes, Kathy Griffin
23:29 I make fun of Ryan Seacrest and she doesn't always take it that well =))
23:30 It'll be a nightmare. LMFAO
23:35 OMG SONIC YOUTH
00:29 Lmfao, Tweety finished that interview and he bounced
00:36 WE ARE THE WORLD. WE ARE THE CHILDREN. Craig doesn't know any of the other words =))
00:50 Keith fucking killed it with Worst Persons tonight. He's completely right about Michele Bachmann.
00:56 Keith supporting Dave Letterman makes me happy
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