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[allan138]

So, in my never ending quest to be clean - I purchased a bottle of that new Axe shower gel called "Snake Peel." Eager to use it, I hopped in the shower last night and took it for a test drive. It's an eye catching product - bright orange with sleek black tags on the front and back. When you first put it on your showering instrument (I prefer a

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re: I purchased a bottle of that new Axe shower gel

[gallianoparfait]

I prefer a rough greasemonkey sandsoap. I'm a man.

Re: I purchased a bottle of that new Axe shower gel

[allan138]

Ah yes, pumice powered Lava. It's the only soap that hurts. The leading choice of sadomasochists worldwide

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[solidsnake316]

lol, experiment

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