Transcript, 18.30 News and Notes Show broadcast, Wizarding Wireless Network
... and we've been hearing about irregularities in the criminal justice system for some time, but only today have we found an informant who was willing to break the code of secrecy - the so-called thin bluish line - that dominates law enforcement in the Wizarding world and step forward publicly. So we here at the WWN are very grateful, and so should you listeners be, that Mr. A. Dementor has agreed to talk to us tonight in a very special interview about conditions at Azkaban Prison. Mr. Dementor, you're an ... unusual interviewee, I think it's fair to say?