1. bratz : these ghetto-fabulous hardcore bitches are proud to be bitches. with leather, vinyl, and 'play toys' these girls are ready for every s&m act imagineable - and then some. my sister is enthralled by these dolls, and i wish she was not. one of the dolls she got yesterday came with a poster of the prototype trying an extended butt, over the shoulder, wannabe marilyn monroe, i'm-so-naughty pose. i was not amused. also, the dolls have no feet. maybe i am just barbie-biased. the myscene barbies are the next generation that can pull off the whore attitude. and they have feet!
2. pictures : i have taken literally hundreds of photographs for my sister, and she always states the positive aspects of each one first. sometimes i wish she were older so that we could talk about the world, and why we should be proactive sleber. most of the time, however, i wish she kept those rose-colored glasses on forever. i will miss them when they are gone. topic is more a general than a specific, regarding the dandy nature of children.
3. brooke : is one of my sister's classmates. i met her for the first time yesterday, and she knocked my socks off. she is the funniest little thing. i revoke all previous claims, because brooke is not the shit.
4. learning express : initially, i thought the learning express would offer 'toys' that taught children the capitals of the world. actually, the store is a front for traditional parents to turn modern and liberal, allowing their kids to be terribly creative and enthusiastic about life. if i had not met brooke, learning express would be the shit.
5. high school : despite what others may say, high school kids are still children. in this country, the real approximate age of dependency is twenty three, unless emancipation is given. i honestly and truly believe that all those drug-enduced dazes are just experiences of childhood. no one is an adult until they have tried some kind of mind-altering chemical. supporting previous days, i support sober existence: no one wants to place themselves into adulthood since being forced is so much better. do not wait until you are good and ready. suddenly and relatively unexpectedly is so much better.
6. licenses : these are not tickets to freedom - neither are acceptance letters for the matter. freedom is granted during the most important moments in life, the ones you will never recognize as the most important.
7. "princess" : perpetuating the idea of the granted over the bereft is just wrongo, bongo.
8. baby dolls : do not prepare children for birthing; they will think everything is so easy and will crave it. get professional barbies, like doctor barbie, or astronaut barbie, or following-my-dreams-until-i-get-out-of-my-parents'-basement barbie.
9. kids bop : these spoofs of popular songs are not nice. i hate the idea of re-recording a song to edit out the bad nature. just don't play the song in the first place. if you like "cool beats", eschuchen a musica sin palabras, gosh-darn-it. i heard "move, bitch" re-done by the kids bop kids a while back, and lately have seen the new comic book series.
10.the end : think about it, but do not wait for it.
i am expecting some gadgets from fascistas.
i am materialistic. (darn!)