For some people (you know who you are).
Once upon a time there were six fangirls. One grey Monday morning they were bored at work/bored at home/avoiding their Big Bangs and so a long conversation developed on gmail, the upshot of which was an imaginary AU in which Dean and Sam are Stoppit and Tidyup. See, now I've said it it seems so obvious, doesn't it?
Tidyup is a gentle giant with magnificent hair and Stoppit is a short, spiky fluffball who is often inexplicably cross. To quote Wikipedia: 'The storylines are notable for their random, abstract nature, and the fact that frequently an episode will end without any moral message at all.' Or to quote persuna 'It's all random chaos and death, guys.' See! See for yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoppit_and_Tidyup
All of Stoppit and Tidyup's friends have similarly imperative names. So far we have deduced that...
1) In 1.03 Comb Your Hair is clearly the sentient Impala, enraged by Sam's barnet.
2) Ruby is responsible for the Naughtypox Tidyup catches in 1.07.
3) Calm Down must be either Balthazar or John because, well...
4) Say Please and Say Thank You has got to be Lucifer, as in 1.11 "Tidyup meets Say Please and Say Thank You at the bottom of a hole".
5) Castiel is Clean Your Teeth and 1.12 is angsty, angsty Sassy, prophetically channelling the 'Fudge You' vid made by deirdre_c
Also, in the first episode, 'Tidyup loses the roof of his house." Yes. WHEN HIS FLAMMABLE GIRLFRIEND IS INCINERATED ON IT. Oh, and gherkins are demons and Terry Wogan is God, but then we all knew that anyway.
Finally, please turn your attention to Exhibit A in which Dean does not like it when Sam picks him up and cuddles him:
All right, I may have fabricated Exhibit A.